Wade Garrett

We’ll piss it.

We owe them one after the drubbing they gave us at The Stadium of Shite. And we’re going to give it to them back in spades. The only fire those fish-fiddling mackem cunts will have to worry about will be the fire in our attack. Brooks is going to burn baby burn and fucking destroy them. 6 fucking nil. Come on you fucking Saints. The glorious undefeated run to automatic promotion has already started.

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Povvo cunts

The new standing area should be called the Stone Island stand. Men in their 50s can make throat slitting gestures at people 100 yards away and do loads of bugle in the shithouse. They can then go home and have a wank whilst watching The Football Factory.

Haven’t been feeling too good for a few weeks. Think it’s reflecting in my posts. Don’t worry though, won’t be forever.

Obviously wasn’t Mike Yarwood doing the accent. Sounded like one of those really boring northern cunts.

Funny fucking accent for Dorset.

Is Preston where that little cunt on his shit bike rode on the cobbled streets for a fucking loaf of bread? We’re going on another run. Don’t give them a chance by playing Manning again Russell and we’ll fucking destroy them. 3-0, come on you fucking Saints.

Yes, I read that. The difference being that KWP can defend in the correct areas when he has to but Manning can’t. Birmingham targeted him for the whole game because he is fucking dogshit.

Funny that the other flank don’t have the same problems then. Nor does the left side when Manning isn’t playing.

Yes, Meghoma would have to be injured as well. In that scenario though, Calderwood or Martin should consider coming out of retirement for a game.

Funny that Bree didn’t take the same positions midweek. Or Stephens against West Brom.

Have you ever fucking played football. Bednarek was going for the ball so Manning should have been dropping off. First goal he got sucked inside and left the scorer free, last goal, his attempt to block the ball would have shamed a Wessex League defender. Maybe it doesn’t work like that on the fucking PlayStation.

His positioning is abysmal. If I was the keeper I would be screaming at him all game. Continually get sucked infield leaving huge gaps on the pitch. Was terrible for all 3 of their goals. He has to be dropped. Not even on the bench for me, unless injuries dictate.

Smallbone was excellent, but then, he was playing in his proper position.

As inept a performance today as George Weah’s cousin on his debut.

Thank fuck for that.

Smallbone played well.

Amazing goal

To be fair, that has more to do with Downes being out and Smallbone playing DM.

If I was the owner I would be on the blower to Steve Cooper….. He’d be much better at left back than Manning.

What a strange comment.

Martin should be fucking sacked for picking that useless cunt Manning.

It’s right up there with a load of other shit decisions.