Wade Garrett

Under Marcus we always signed players good enough to play in the league above us, until we reached the promised land. That said, I can’t see this £30m signing happening.

If I go, I might buy a Trevor Francis Tracksuit from a mush in Shepherds Bush.

Not sure to be honest. KWP is superb, the Armstrong boys have been excellent and the centre-backs have been really solid. I will say though, we are a much poorer side when Downes isn’t playing.

Him and Oriol I heard. Fucking idiots running the club backed the wrong horse there.

He probably refused to knock on doors in Burnley with the Book of Mormon in his hands.

Don’t think you can call Ings a target man. He won’t go to Leicester or Leeds. He’s coming home and is going to smash this fucking league to bits. How many decent balls do we put across the box. I’ll tell you - fucking loads. He’ll clean up. Adams to Burnley, no loss. His movement in the box compared to Ings is like night and day.

Put the same side out. We’ll fucking destroy the Shepherds Bush wankers.

He knows where the fucking onion bag is. Get him in the village.

Enjoyed yesterday’s performance. Quicker in possession and used the width of the pitch to make more space against a 10 man defence. Worked well. I don’t actually mind us losing the ball sometimes by trying to be positive. Happened a few times yesterday, but the we were so good at winning the ball back, particularly Downes, Smallbone and Aribo.

I don’t think it’s a huge loss to be honest. Good luck to him though.

Edozie was very good today.

Great performance. We need to play that type of positive football every game.

He has the unerring ability to accurately pass the ball to the opposition on a regular basis.

They don’t fucking fanny about with the ball. Have no problems getting it in the onion bag though. How is that possible Russ?

Not a chance that we’ll get £35m for KWP. Might be a deal involving Downes/Ings/Johnson though. Love KWP as a marauding right-back. He is Premier quality for sure.

They would if they just acted like human walls, like our team do most of the time. I call it ‘Chuckle Brothers Football’ to me, to you. Martin is gaslighting the supporters. I’ve had a fucking gutful of it.

If we stop with that fucking walking football we’ll destroy them. Big if though. I want to see ‘brave’ management for once. Not the ultra-risk-averse bullshit that seems to have become our identity.

Moyes has said he may play Bowen as centre-forward for the rest of the season. Pretty obvious that Ings doesn’t have a future there. He would be sensational for us, and would be ripping the opposition new arseholes every week as we ascend to the top of the table. Plus, when Stewart is back, we could have a front 3 of Ings, Stewart and Adam A. No team in this little league could live with that. EI EI EI O, up the fucking football league we go. Just have to convince Martin to give up on all that walking football bollocks. Either that, or get Steve ‘The Male Model’ Cooper straight in as soon as Forest sack him (won’t be long).

Not really, we had 12 shots to their 11.

We’re ‘brave’ at the back because there’s a lot of space there and we don’t have to work that hard to move the ball. Up front it’s different. Our movement is shit and the players ‘recycle’ too much. I swear a fucking 45 year old could play in n our midfield and not look out of place just knocking it back all the time. Last time we were in the Championship under Adkins, we moved forward quickly, loads of quick two touch, and we had a guy up front who could actually finish. This side are nowhere near that. We won’t be anywhere near top two continuing with the style of football we played last night.

Absolute dogshit. Take your RussBall and stick it up your fucking arse you fucking boring cunt.

Adamsesque finishing from Armstrong.

Calling Manning a cunt would be unkind to cunts.

Get in. Russell Martin football genius.

Manager is a cunt