Wade Garrett

£20m for a striker with 12 goals to his name, swerved a bullet there. Would be right up there with the signings of Gunn and Baz from City. If he was at any other club, they would be lucky to get £4m for him. Would be insane, and not in a good way.

Good

Perhaps, but I doubt it. He’s made a career out of not playing that much. The sort of Stuart Taylor of centre-forwards.

I agree, it’s been pretty boring. I worry for the game if tippy tappy is the future.

Pep is to blame. It’s so fucking boring.

Got to be honest, I think we would be a better side with Toney or Watkins in Kane’s place. He’s been really poor.

Why would we resign Redmond? Extremely average and that’s being kind.

He deserves the new contract, and I was his fiercest critic for most of last season. He has definitely matured as a manager. More pragmatic, which I like.

Hopefully it’s Jimmy Case or Steve Williams.

Someone said 6 goals previously, might be league goals. I wouldn’t sign Broja either.

6 goals in 2 seasons is the only stat I’m interested in.

Pervert

Bellingham was shocking last night. First touch was poor, second touch a tackle. We looked so much better with Mainoo, Palmer and Gordon. I would prefer Foden in the middle so, controversially, I wouldn’t mind if Bellingham was benched. As shit as Trippier is at left-back, the answer is not to play Trent AA right and Walker left. Trent AA is a horrendous player.

McCarthy signed again for wages and wages alone. Could be the last contract he signs.

Very tragic. Surely they can see how shit he is though. I reckon we’ll still sign a keeper.

Growers and showers my friend.

He hasn’t ripped up any trees since he left us. Personally, I would look elsewhere first.

More a state than a company to be fair.

Fucking hell, Reform have shown what a load of cunts they are today! Absolute fucking onions.

Cracking

Thought Rice was our best player. Trent AA is a shite centre-midfielder. Headscratcher that he’s preferred over Mainoo and Wharton. Even Stones is better than him in that position.

He’ll always have more England caps than Northern Ireland international Shea Charles.

Fucking knobheads. Each and every one of them. Worked for a company that was rife with the cunts and saw so many useless twats get on because of their funny fucking handshake. Pricks.

They’re whoring him out like a brass.

To be fair, it wouldn’t mean a thing for me. My only judgement of him now is based purely on how he plays.