Wade Garrett

For fucks sake, the icecaps are melting and all you’re worried about is what our kit is going to look like.

Selles had tall Paul at left midfield in one game. We haven’t exactly played to his strengths.

Why worry about redundancy when people are being bombed in Ukraine. Why worry about the people of Ukraine when people are starving to death in Africa…..

Don’t give up your day job mush.

Fucked if I know.

Nick Illingsworth on TUI reckons it will be announced on June 14.

Nothing great about those horrible fuckers.

I would like the reintroduction of the old classic ‘My old man…..’

Pip knew the lad when he was a nipper, got him in at ITV and then didn’t get sucked off until he was 20. Make your own minds up. I’m getting one word…..nonce.

Skate I know said Bazunu had arms like a T-Rex.

Sat there last season. Should put the away supporters there. Enough of the cunts were there last season.

Excellent player. Will help us destroy the Championship next season. Come on you fucking Saints.

It’s going to be the leaked kit. Always is.

The biggest strength we have is to walk away if we think Swansea are being unreasonable. I’m not saying we should, but just because there is this clause, it isn’t legally binding. Just something that Swansea want if Martin leaves.

We could always walk away.

Played Elyounoussi every fucking week for a start.

He was criminally managed by that fucking idiot Selles. That said, he’s under contract. I would keep him. He’ll be a major asset in the Championship.

Renewed. Looking forward to the total football and dominance of the Championship.

Do Pac Man and Space Invaders rank high on the geek scale?

Semmens was a fucking tool. Dragan kicks ass.

No golf? Wanker.

Paul Daniels couldn’t turn Ely into a good player.

Don’t see the point in your Head of Recruitment serving his notice out. I also don’t see the point of not having a Head of Recruitment in place for the opening of the window.

Won’t be missed. Fucking wanker.