Wade Garrett

Man City advance quickly with the ball, the players move around a lot and find space, and they rarely waste a ball when they are in good crossing positions. When they haven’t got the ball they hunt on packs and close space. I don’t think we play anything like Man City. We are slow, negative and ponderous, shit at finding space and waste so many crosses as our forwards are like fucking statues in the box. When we haven’t got the ball we gove their wingers time and space to hurt us. Our marking in the box is fucking awful. We give our wingers the responsibility to close their wingers instead of our full-backs. This is RussBall and it is absolute dogshit.

It’s like choosing between Jimmy Saville and Gary Glitter for babysitting duties.

He was definitely culpable. I will say though, that a set-up that relies on our forward defending in our penalty area is a fucking shit one.

The set-up is a real head-scratcher. To me, it looks like 4-3-3 so why do we rely on our wingers to close their wingers down? Our full-backs, when defending, always seem to be tucked inside. The formation and tactics are a fucking absolute abortion. A Russ and Rasmus vanity project. They need to both be relieved of their duties. Unfortunately, Dragan seems to be asleep at the rudder.

If it’s so important for the keeper to be good with his feet, then put Shea Charles in goal. It’s a ridiculous defence of Bazunu.

Couldn’t have phrased it better myself.

He’s a fucking onion.

Can’t muster any enthusiasm up for this one. Martin has knocked it all out of me. Wonder what fucking revolutionary idea he’s got for this game, the fucking arrogant prick.

Makes me think that Sports Republic are more concerned with turning a profit on players than our league position.

Does he regularly give his best lentil chef the night off and let Jack Stephens do the cooking at his Vegan restaurant?

You’re preaching to the converted my friend. Absolute fraud of a manager.

I wonder what Dragan’s next inevitable fuck up is going to be. Probably extend Martin’s contract.

He was probably our best player yesterday, then got subbed by the idiot.

I can’t see ‘clearly’ that he is any good to be fair.

Same. No way am I buying another season ticket while that arrogant chump is manager.

Manager is a fucking idiot. It’s as simple as that.

I was thinking more next match.

Watch the Newcastle game at home from last season. I’ve been saying this for ages. For balance, he’s pretty poor on his right as well.

Really poor manager. He’ll probably be gaslighting in his post-match interviews. Another managerial pay-off beckons.

He is the worst keeper I’ve ever seen wearing a Saints shirt, and I remember Ian Andrews, yet gets picked every week.

Well I have and that was fucking shit, he went down like a fucking old man for their second and a half-decent keeper saves their first.

Bazunu is so fucking shite it’s unbelievable. Great work Russell. Hopefully Wilcox needs a cleaner at Man U and fucking takes you with him.

Really good half of football. Need to put them to the sword though.

No point keeping him just to tread water.

Stephens is forever losing his man in the box.