Wade Garrett

Russell Martin oooooo Russell Martin oooooo he doesn’t eat meat or eggs he thinks Pompey are cunts repeat…..

Fuck Farke. We’re going to destroy the Championship with Russell Martin’s red and white army. Farke! Fuck off.

Fucking ponce. More worried about his barnet than his football.

Probably with a £600,000 premium.

Go and have a nice cup of tea mush and a lay down.

Good to have a manager who, unlike last season’s managers has played a lot of Premier League football. We are going to fucking walk the league next season.

They want Fred from Man Utd.

I think Villa are happy with their midfield. Can’t see him going there as a squad player.

I heard he has turned the job down after Rasmus had him round for a barbecue.

Can’t see Arsenal signing him and Declan Rice.

Stephens has an uncanny ability to lose the player he is marking. For a centre-back, he is also brilliant at not winning headers. I think these particular skills are transferable from Premier League to Championship. Sell him.

Was a shit kit in the 80s and is a shit kit now.

Nice that you can have a laugh about State sponsored murders.

Not as bad as the Pony kit, or the one with the bra, but not far off.

I hope they all go and play in the Sportswashing League. Hopefully none of them speak out about the Human Rights abuses and gets murdered by command of the Prince.

Selles would be out of his depth with a team in the National League. That isn’t even an exaggeration.

Saints had a manager called Martin, whose appointment the fans wanted no part in, his tactics are wrong they sang in a song, but we pissed the league and now they’re all laughing. I take my inspiration from Lord Byron and Pam Ayres.

Don’t agree. Everton could have stayed up by breaking the rules. I agree that we would have gone down regardless, I think Leeds and Leicester could have a case though.

Absolutely. Just like Man City and FFP. I have no faith in justice being served for either team.

Terrible player. Must be good off the ball because he is terrible on it.

Stop going on about that boring fucker Puel.

Top 2 contenders? We’re going to fucking smash it.

He peaked at 22.

He missed from virtually in the goal net last time we played Burnley at home. He missed a free header into an open goal from inside the 6 yard box against Wolves. He misses countless chances, he’s got no composure and tries to break the net with every shot. If he leaves, I won’t be too upset.

Fucking load of bullshit.