Wade Garrett

To be fair, you’re not a multi-millionaire who has already got more cash than you could ever spend.

Bullshit. I’ll do anything for my kids to give them a good start in life, but I couldn’t give a fuck about kids in my family in 60 years. For all I know, they might be arseholes. I don’t believe that shit from sportsmen either. They are just greedy fuckers with no principles.

That would be really refreshing. I would love a multi-millionaire footballer to come out and say that. Of course, they would also be saying they have no principles and couldn’t give 2 fucks about human rights issues. Their families could be rightly proud of them and their courageous decisions. It would be even better if said footballer, had been, for example, a great public advocate for LGBT rights and issues. Got to love some multi-millionaire sportsmen for their morals.

Getting really fucked off with all sports pandering to Saudi money. UEFA, FIFA and the Premier League will do fuck all.

Confidence has nothing to do with shot-stopping. Bazunu is shite.

100% right.

Just seen it. He has no business being Saints goalkeeper. Mara and Adams looked shite as well. Mara just looks like he can’t be bothered.

Space cadet. Fucking embarrassing.

Have you swallowed a coaching book? ’Initiating the press’ - I know that means he closes down the opposition when he’s near them. ’Double pivot?’ Pray tell what that fucking hipster term means.

Good to see Diallo going. Passing ability is nowhere near good enough.

Shane Long was a better partner for Ings.

I think that part of the problem. He tries to break the back of the net. I’ve also never seen a striker miss so many inside the 6 yard box. He never makes near post runs. He’s good without the ball though.

Good. Abysmal finisher.

If Burnley don’t want to pay the asking price, then they can fuck off. It’s not rocket science.

BBC and his mates are portraying Edwards as a victim. A new low.

Just seen our new left-back with the home shirt on. It’s horrible.

But without Glitter and Saville I would never have learned to milk a cow blindfolded.

As a child of the 70s entertained by the likes of Saville, Harris, King ang Glitter I have huge knowledge of noncery.

Legally, it’s noncery.

So who is the nonce then?

Put a Man City top and a pair of gloves on a rabbit and we would pay £10m for him.

Don’t take it personally, it wasn’t meant that way.

Not biting on that one 😂

Stop signing fucking squad players then! Buy starters.

We’re a dream club for City and their FFP. Next signing will probably be their kitman for £15m. I think it’s all a bit dodgy.