Wade Garrett

Pip knew the lad when he was a nipper, got him in at ITV and then didn’t get sucked off until he was 20. Make your own minds up. I’m getting one word…..nonce.

Skate I know said Bazunu had arms like a T-Rex.

Sat there last season. Should put the away supporters there. Enough of the cunts were there last season.

Excellent player. Will help us destroy the Championship next season. Come on you fucking Saints.

It’s going to be the leaked kit. Always is.

The biggest strength we have is to walk away if we think Swansea are being unreasonable. I’m not saying we should, but just because there is this clause, it isn’t legally binding. Just something that Swansea want if Martin leaves.

We could always walk away.

Played Elyounoussi every fucking week for a start.

He was criminally managed by that fucking idiot Selles. That said, he’s under contract. I would keep him. He’ll be a major asset in the Championship.

Renewed. Looking forward to the total football and dominance of the Championship.

Do Pac Man and Space Invaders rank high on the geek scale?

Semmens was a fucking tool. Dragan kicks ass.

No golf? Wanker.

Paul Daniels couldn’t turn Ely into a good player.

Don’t see the point in your Head of Recruitment serving his notice out. I also don’t see the point of not having a Head of Recruitment in place for the opening of the window.

Won’t be missed. Fucking wanker.

I think it’s really important to keep Sulemana and Alcaraz for a promotion push next season.

Cheers

When does the window open?

We’re going to walk it.

Played a blinder today. Gutted he’s going.

We’ll destroy the Championship with Alcaraz, Sulemana, Tino and Tella. We’re going to fucking walk it.

Good game. Saw Selles belting instructions out and being ignored which probably explains the improvement.

Selles really is fucking clueless. Got no place in the professional game. Twat.