Wade Garrett

For me, it’s not so much who I want, rather it’s who I don’t want. I don’t want Selles. Wish I was an uber supporter like you. I suppose my almost 50 years Of supporting the club means nothing.

A good young keeper is one that makes brilliant saves but will make a mistake or two. With more experience comes more consistency. Bazunu is not a good shot stopper. Not much to build on there.

Good player. Criminal to take him off at half-time yesterday.

He won’t be a good keeper.

He has a pea-sized heart and is fucking shite.

Selles is a cunt

My decision to renew my season ticket is dependent on who our next manager is. More of Ankersen’s shit and I won’t be bothering.

I think it's a pea-sized heart.

Surely our new Director of Football would have the main say on our new coach? Don’t want some vaping hipster with a wanky beard.

I think Selles ‘Chuckle-Brothers’ football (to me, to you) will bore the Gunners into submission. Can’t see anything but an easy away win.

Why wait if they’re going to do it? Selles is doing a horrendous job. That said, it makes no sense to change the coach now. We are down regardless.

If they were all far too good for the second tier, we wouldn’t be bottom of the league.

Played his best football this season when Jones pushed him further forward. Then Selles turns him back into a Ray Wilkins crab.

We’re down. All the decisions now should be with achieving promotion from the Championship in mind.

My choices next season, in order, are: Potter Cooper Unfortunately, probably more chance of Harry or Tommy, than Graham or Steve.

At least he’s not hiding away ‘injured’.

Reckon they’ll get at least £70m back by selling JWP, Lavia and KWP. Can’t see a profit being made on any other signings. Maybe Bella but that’s it.

I’m not missing Gogglebox to watch that shit.

His confidence levels are the result of his own ability. He has improved a bit recently, but yesterday, again, showed he is not a Premier League keeper and I don’t think he ever will be. I wouldn’t be at all confident with him in the Championship next season. I would love to read the scout reports that lead us to spending an 8 figure sum on him.

I think a lot of season ticket renewals will depend on who the club appoint as manager. That’s certainly the case with me. I don’t think leaving it until July is a great idea.

100%.

I can’t knock Dragan to be honest. He’s put his money where his mouth is. Trouble is, he’s given the snake-oil salesman Rasmus a small fortune to spunk on a load of shit. It’s the equivalent of some pair of twats being given £300 on bargain hunt and spending the lot on a ship in a bottle. I suspect Dragan will ring the changes in the close season. He must be smart to have made such a success in business. If he doesn’t, his investment is going down the shitter.

Managerial decision is key in my decision to renew.

He’s not suited to our slow Ralph-Ball tactics. A different manager and different tactics will see an improvement in him.

It’s a no-brainer. Absolute pair of chumps.