Wade Garrett

As annoying as he was, at least he was there.

Were you that irritating git sat next to me today?

Fuck off you wind up cunt.

He is fucking useless and is going to take us down.

AMN is possibly the laziest footballer I’ve ever seen. Moi was shite. Perraud did ok, and poor old Willy looks ready for vets football.

Ankersen is signing them.

Dreadful performance, dreadful hoofing and a fucking dreadful manager.

To be fair, playing squad players is fair enough with the situation we're in. If Caballero does ok, I would leave him in the side. Just bought a ticket as well, against my better judgement.

His finishing looks crap. He'll fit in well. Why aren't we signing a centre-forward? Fucking gross incompetence if we don't.

Horseshit

Yes. Much better to leave it to a load of nerdy twats who never played the game and their fucking xG.

He doesn’t look like a £20m player on YouTube. Steve De Ridder he ain’t.

He must be mustard if he’s on the bench.

He looks decent to be fair.

I’m not sure we need another winger more than we need a centre-forward.

We signed Ings on the last day of the window. Need that sort of deal now. We’re bottom of the league. We need to gamble. Would much rather sign a centre forward rather than a winger. A decent winger will just create chances for our forwards to miss. What an absolute fucking shambles.

Fulham got promoted by keeping Mitrovic.

It looks like they've got Eric Morecambe and we're left with Ernie Wise.

They’ll never accept that. They would rather accept a straight cash deal for £20m.

Don’t see the point in signing a Championship right back. We’ve got KWP, Tino, AMN and Lyanco who can play there. I reckon we probably, just about, need a striker more.

Is the medical this afternoon so that he can go after school?

We look a chaotic fucking mess.

For fucks sake, can we have a centre forward who knows where the back of the net is. We’re trying to win games with one hand tied behind our backs.

Like Alcaraz. Hope he doesn’t get sent off.

Our passing has to improve. It’s been really scrappy.