Wade Garrett

Left after an hour. Absolutely fed up of us being outplayed. Seriously given up with this shit now. A quick word on the manager. You’re a fucking idiot for starting Diallo, Ely and Djenepo. None should be near the first team. Also well done for spotting theee man over on the right every time they attacked and doing absolutely fuck all about it. Absolutely fucking shite. Merry fucking Christmas.

Any chance of Villa selling us Ings? I fully understand the arguments against, but he would score the goals to keep us up. Decent partnership with Che as well.

Good point to be fair.

Too right. Loved I Believe In Miracles, think it was on Netflix.

Bet his XG stats are off the charts for not shooting.

This isn’t fucking PlayStation football. Stats can be manipulated to say anything. xG is just some anorak’s wanking material. Totally fucking pointless. I don’t need a spreadsheet to know that we need a striker and that we need to move the ball about quicker. Amazing really, as I don’t play Football Manager or that stupid FIFA football game shite.

Don’t get me started on the fucking pointless xG. Geeky shit for nerds.

I wouldn’t get our fanbase confused with a few idiots on here.

Some proper wankers on here.

Was everything in black and white back then?

Didn’t stop Van Dyke joining Liverpool on the first day of the window.

The Sun are looking pretty fucking stupid today.

Bit stupid really.

Fuck me, France v Poland crowd looks like Saints v Sheffield Wednesday in the league cup.

Don’t get me started on all this stat speak. Absolute load of fucking bollocks. Martin Keown is a complete fucknut as well. As for the ‘quota’ comment regarding the tv panels, couldn’t agree more. I’m totally fed up with having to listen to clueless women offering an opinion on the game. They talk complete shite, I would get more insightful analysis from my dog. Modern life is absolutely fucking shit.

Don’t get me started on all this bullshit pundit speak again. “Setting traps”, load of bollocks. Just more than 1 player trying to tackle the same player. It is complete bullshit. What if the player who has the ball then bypasses the ‘trap’, he has just taken 3 players out of the game. Fucking load of absolute bollocks.

Spain have made their potential route to the final a bit easier by losing. I reckon Croatia would have done them in the next round.

I’ve just come back from there. They have zero interest in football. Ridiculous that they are about to host their second World Cup when the home of football has only had it once.

I’ve just come back from the USA. They have no interest in football at all, or the World Cup. How they get a second opportunity to host the tournament, whilst England, where the game started, has only had it once, is beyond me.

We may have well have bid for Messi rather than Gakpo in the Summer. Exactly the same percentage chance of that deal being completed. You can’t sign players who are 100% not interested in joining.

England team have the morals of sewer rats and spines of jellyfish. Fuck the World Cup.

They don’t stove heads in though. They just shout at each other for a bit. Fucking hated hooligans back in the day, and I hate the romanticism about them now.

Down the line, wankers.

I think it’s shit spoken by cunts with tight jeans and stupid fucking beards who pollute all my air with their fucking vapes.

Uncanny