Wade Garrett

I’m sick of seeing the same shite every week. Lyanco has done ok to be fair, but he isn’t a right back and he isn’t as good as the 2 cb’s I’ve picked. Keeper is woeful, Diallo can’t pass for toffee and Adams couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat.

Caballero KWP DCC Salisu Perraud Lavia Alcaraz Orsic JWP A Armstrong Ballard

I don’t think SR think we can stay up this season. I agree with that. Think their long term plans will have to factor in some Championship football.

The Jackson situation is a familiar one for us. Nothing much changes. I don’t really give a fuck any more. What a complete shitshow Southampton FC is.

This season has been a masterclass in how not to run a football club Great post. This season has been a masterclass in how not to run a football club. Incompetence and apathy seem to be running right through the club. We need people in that actually know what they’re doing.

Can he play in goal?

I’m fucking sick of our ‘model’. We’re more like a stock exchange for players than a football club. It’s been doing my head in for years.

Probably vaping hipster twats wanking over xG stats.

Probably. Even the offside one yesterday was an embarrassing effort. It’s like he’s got his boots on the wrong feet.

What about the one v Burnley last season when he missed from virtually the goal line. His finishing is absolute dogshit. He needs 20 chances to score 1.

Nathan, explain bringing Moi on? Explain why Orsic isn’t playing? Explain why we have a CB playing RB. That’s if you’ve got time after telling the media how fucking great you are.

If we signed Messi that Welsh twat would start him on the bench and bring Elyonoussi on before him.

Honestly, if you watched the game yourself you really wouldn’t be praising Diallo. He was crap. I heard Jo Tessem on Solent after the game saying how bad Diallo was and basically how clueless Jones is. I agree with both his points. Two ex-pros with vastly different opinions.

We certainly didn’t deserve to win. It was another tepid boring fucking performance. We are going down with an absolute whimper under a fucking shite manager who thinks the sun shines out of his own arsehole.

Another tactical masterclass from the Welsh windbag again. We looked absolute garbage again.

Trouble is, every time he won the ball he gave it straight back to them.

I really dislike the prick. We are an absolute fucking shambles.

Jones is a fucking idiot persisting with Diallo and bringing Elyounoussi on. Terrible appointment.

He is absolute dogshit. As far as waste of money goes, he’s right up there with Carillo.

Absolutely shite again. No pattern of play, more formations than you can shake a stick at and Orsic and Alcatraz must be fucking shit if Elyounoussi gets on before them. We have really fucked up with our choice of manager and we have a keeper that couldn’t catch a fucking cold. Absolute waste of my afternoon.

I thought Armstrong was superb against City. I’m not writing him off just yet.

My thoughts on not signing Ings very much depends on what striker we do sign. SR have done alright so far this window. At least Ings won’t be playing against us on Saturday.

Isn’t there Last of the Summer Wine forum that the old farts can join?

He’ll score the goals we need to get them out of trouble.

Best YouTube I’ve seen since Steve De Ridder.