CB Saint

I was smacked (all of it desevered) and turn out ok, my wife wasn't and turned out ok. There is neither a right or wrong answer to this IMO.

Birds often seem to take issue with that word. "Flange" is another they don't seem to appreciate

Saw the nz vs aus women's hockey at the weekend. Best event of the games so far.

Dino does seem to be a bit upset

Really? What about relays, basketball, rowing, hockey, volleyball, waterpolo etc etc

Lush - grrrr

Pretty much in every race a peloton can close much bigger gaps 100 km out, and in fact they did and had it under control. The thirty man break later on was the issue. They all worked together, whereas the peloton were content to let gb chase it down. 4 men having to work against thirty. Gb were a victim of their own success. The other teams didnt want to help get cav into a sprint situation and held back, but as a result blew their own race

Ouch cancellara head first into the barrier

Really ****e that no one knows the time gaps, even he taters

Not in this race. They do on the tour

The best bit about this race was the look on the wife's face when I announced it was on. She has only just stopped moaning about the tour.

Thought he was banned

The BBC taters really know nothing about road racing. They are flapping about a 3 minute gap with 100km to go. Haven't they seen what the peloton can do to a breakaway

Olympism - a new word

Well done queenie. No fannying about there.

Light the mother f... King flame!!!!! FFS!!

Probably because it's gone twelve and she is wondering why, for the love of god, hasn't someone lit the sodding flame

Will someone, please, for the love of god, light the sodding flame.

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Several

Just 15 minutes to go folks

Serbia - must go there

I don't think Samoa are in with a shout

russians have the edge

Hopefully with the female announcer