CB Saint

Fair play to the Canadian, Ian millar - his tenth Olympics

12 o clock before the uk - jesus

Couple of nice Latvians there

Was that aiden burley

So... Which country has the hottest athletes?

The have this led gizmo which can be controlled wirelessly to change the colour. Actually very cool IMO.

Bloody hell, look at the size of the Cuban flag bearer

Oh... and every word that the girl across the office utters

The word "like" being added to sentances As in I was like really annoyed It's like so unfair

Where did Appy find the time to do this. he sholud be trying to sign more trialists FFS

I'm not sure that i have ever enjoyed the opening ceremonies - I get massive irritated by the taters, who have to fill for three hours. Love the rest i.e. the sport

It's because the locals are stranded and never get to find out what they are missing on the mainland therefore they think that ****e weather, sickness and moaning is the very best that life can be.

I'm in For a fiver. If we raise £1400, can the second plane say " hahahahahahahahahahaha"

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They would be lucky to get 3 hours for £1200

51% - No

I f the £21tn is hidden in an offshore tax haven away from the prying eyes of governments, rivals, ex wives etc, how the hell have they come up with that number if none of the former haven't been able to.

Good point, we finally have a proper system to measure our plasticness. At what point level does everyone think that plasticness ends and überness begin?

They are so so screwed

Beasant, Palmer, Marsden - each time I greeted the news with a resounding "wtf". Some of my favourite players - (well in a journeyman enjoying a career renaissance kind of way)

Do you get diplomatic immunity if you are a mod?

Bloody hell, cav was supercharged. He went past Roche as if he was at a standstill

I wonde how much extra we had to pay to make Forecast part of the deal

I do this every week - am i the new Messiah

You know, I think brad should have told froome to crack on 3 km out, wiggins would still be in yellow (albeit 40 second lost on froome), and froome would have got another stage win