CB Saint

£330 on Sharp to score first and 4 - 0. massive rows at the bookies after the game as a lot of people had thought Lallana has scored first.

Turning up at the ground on saturday to be told by the missus that she had got me a box for my birthday. Watching a great game with family and friends in said box, and ending the day winning £330 on the scorecast - pretty much a perfect day.

"Bob Beech – I’d rather have the Luftwaffe back in Portsmouth than Balram Chainrai" :lol:

Just not a very committed one !!! #plasticfan

Well they converted £33m from debt to equity, so I guess that is your answer.

Even if he does say something, he won't tell you want you want to know, i.e. what the transfer budget is, has Adkins got a long term future, will we be extending the stadium, what beer will we serve next year etc etc Silence is golden

Heard this today. I know Pearce's mate, who he called to confirm.

As long as it isn't 18th, 19th or 20th, I don't give a monkeys

Just win........please

No need for speeches, just couple of men in sharp suits and violin cases in the corner of the dressing room ought to do it

Why , if they were so strapped for cash, wasn't Primus made redundant earlier. How essential is a club ambassador?

Get on plane, one nil up, get off plane lost two one Feck

Just got back from the meet. I have to say that the scouse girls are a cross between townie and big fat gypsy wedding

This. Food doesn't taste the same unless accompanied by the smell of singed arm hair.

Will be at Aintree this weekend - looking forward to it.

Disappeared on the end of Ian hartes boot

Neil Allen= no mark hack at two bit rag.

Good for hanging pictures really high up?

Go to Perth, they are crying out for people of all types there - over 98% employment and the salaries are mental (then so is the cost of living)

I see King Edwards is in for £40k again

Lots and lots and lots:) Unfortunately the wife has failed to deliver this year. So.. she might be getting this for her birthday instead.

B'stards. That is all

Can some of you poetical types change the lyrics to this song THE LAUGHING POLICEMAN Charles Penrose I know a fat old policeman He's always on our street. A fat and jolly red-faced man He really is a treat. He's too kind for a policeman He's never known to frown. And everybody says He is the happiest man in town!. He laughs upon point duty He laughs upon his beat. He laughs at everybody When he's walking in the street. He never can stop laughing He says he's never tried. But once he did arrest a man And laughed until he cried! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. His jolly face is wrinkled And then he shut his eyes. He opened his great big mouth It was a wonderous size! He said "I must arrest you!" He didn't know what for. And then he started laughing Until he cracked his fat old jaw. Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So if you chance to meet him While walking 'round the town. Shake him by his fat old hand And give him half a crown. His eyes will beam and sparkle He'll gurgle with delight. And then you'll start him laughing With all his blessed might! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ball bags

Poyet you spiteful git, make your team win