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What, Liverpool are on the telly?

Ooh You can dance You can jive Having the time of your life Ooh, see that goal Watch that defending He is the Danso king Tuesday night and the lights are low Looking out for a place to go Where they play the right football Getting in the swing You come to look for a king A dominant athletic young man could be that guy Night is young and the header's high With a bit of homo-erotic Everything is fine You're in the mood for a dance And when you get the chance He is the Danso king Young and sweet Only seventeen (four years ago) Danso King Feel the beat from the man-marking You can dance You can jive Having the time of your life Ooh, see that dominant young man Watch that scene He is the Danso king

Matt's never been the sharpest in the business arena.

How the hell can you predict who will be available etc. for match day 18? That's not until Christmas.

A plea please: can we have less obfusication round here?

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

They are either: a) unbelievably thick; or b) nasty ****s. Either way, I never cease to be amazed by the amount of utter ****-heads in USA.

Not literally down but down in the way Huddersfield and Fulham were clearly down.

I started working in another country in February and am paid locally. In GBP my annual salary has increased by about 10k since then. So I'm benefiting passively.

You're forgetting #globalforce

The home kit is ugly, like all UA home kits we have had. However, the sponsor logo is quite interesting.... you might want to look into that.

#wemarchon

On screen clips at all grounds apart from Anfield and Old Trafford. That’s handy!

Ah, Tim Henman. A great Briton.

Wolves won't repeat the relative success of last season. They'll finish tenth or something. Which is still great for second season up. Think this could be quite a boring season. City to stroll the league. Liverpool fairly comfortable in second. United and Spurs making up the top four. Arsenal comfortable in fifth. Maybe Chelsea screw up and someone else gets sixth. Norwich and Sheff U down by February. AFCB, Burnley or Newcastle battling with Villa to avoid 18th. Saints about 7 points clear of 18th. Bit hairy at times but virtually safe by March.

So light in midfield and pressing won't help all that much as Burnley are happy to whack it long anyway. Would gladly take a point.

Two lesbians. Sisters probably.

14th at best with this squad.

Stephens is League One level. Vokins and Slattery might be too, or they might be great. O’bafemi has barely played in the top flight. Targett and JWP are make-do players. Valery could become very good. Shaw is class. So that’s one player who is definitely good enough for a top PL team out of that lot.

Thanks goodness for Gao’s financial clout and vision.

Easily removed when it doesn’t cover its costs. In all seriousness, what were people expecting? It was obviously going to be a few containers and some benches. If you dared to dream it might have had a video screen showing the early kick off.

The squad is an absolute mess. Three GKs and our best one is probably the worst paid. A right back with half a season and a right back we want to sell. One left back and a completely untried youngster. 5 centre backs, of which only one can run at any speed, one is awful at defending and one has been pushed out previously for ineptitude and bellendry. Two central midfielders and one who is desperate to leave and seems like a massive bellend. Loads of attacking midfielders, but only one of them is any good consistently. Djenepo hopefully adds to that. Upfront we are ok if people stay fit.

Top bloke.

Where are these pictures?

Their best chance came from our corner. I was rather hoping we would stop doing that.