benjii

http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/self-inflicted-soccer-injury/1j4bqkxhe?from=video_module&ocid=today

She should've claimed it was quicker then it might have been more believable.

So, the conclusion is that there are a multitude of differences, is that right? Can we do one of these threads for each team? It will be interesting. Really interesting.

I think the point Alpine is making is that previous results are a predictive guide yet an absolute indicator of nothing. Which is ironic when you see how he carries on.

You can all count yourselves lucky Mary Bajhouse wasn't there or you'd have been in trouble. PS - how long until Dubai Phil comes on and pretends that he likes being called the Elephant Man because he has a massive schlong! (Or am I thinking of the one who lives in America?)

Good point. If only we would aim for mid-table we'd probably get promoted.

Zoltan Growbag.

What a ****. (Not you, Trousers).

Cool, that would be nice thanks.

Who? Is he the annoying tit that always grins like he's shat himself on those physics programmes?

Might be worth putting a link to that on a Pompey forum. Just for their information. To be helpful.

If you had the personality and wit of a woodlouse?

I prefer this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlqCCDh9XT0

This thread needs to be locked before someone has the idea of starting one which is based around footballers names which sound a bit like they are related to homosexuality (apart from Michael Gash - not really sure what I was thinking of? A man gash I suppose) and bears the title of a man who has made an entire career out of making puns and comedy from puns related to homosexuality and who is a homosexual. If that were to happen it would be a sure sign that this forum is a haven for the gay haters.

Great, more homphobia. Just what this forum needs.

Mine was brilliant but Mary Bajhouse ruined everything.

Right, that's more than enough fun. Can some ejit lock this please?

I've got snow idea.

By the way, this is not a homophobic thread (on the offchance you happen to be a homosexual).

Robert Primrose Wilson

Something about a yogurt.

David Batty Julian Dicks Chique Arce Waldo Ponce Jacob Bender Andre Arshavin Tunji Banjo Norman Conquest Paul Dickov Jacques Elong Elong Dieter Stinka Bench: Michael Gash Two-Boys Gladstone Gumede Hulk Johan de Kock Johnny Moustache Wayne ****lyn Dean Windass Chairman: Peter Trembling

If I could identify one thing that has been the bane of our season so far, this would be it. Leyton Orient at home, Brighton at home, Notts County at home... a few that spring to mind where we missed glorious chances which would probably have secured the three points.

Whilst it seems eminently sensible and logical for insurance companies to take the data available to them into account when setting premiums/annuities etc there seems to be no real qualititative difference between that sort of discrimination and many other types of discrimination which are illegal already. For example, if I was recruiting and had two equal candidates, one a 25 year old married male and one a 25 year old married female, then ojectively there is probably a strong case for me taking the male (as the female is probaly quite likely to disappear for several months at some point in the future). To paraphrase the post above, the female is simply likely to cost more. However that would be illegal. It would even be illegal for me to ask her what her plans were re a family. Is there an objective difference between the scenarios? The principle that all discrimination should be illegal is a nonsense IMO. People are discriminated against all the time with respect to their intelligence or their behaviour. That is how decisions are made. The solution is for all discrimination to be perfectly legal and for humans to be better educated and informed. That aint gonna happen though. The result is that the law is left with a very difficult task in codifying what feels "right".

I will be disgusted if we concede a goal. Look at the money we've spent FFS! There are some crappy clubs who have kept a clean sheet against Swindon so if we don't it is completely unacceptable. God, no wonder we are such losers when some fans will countenance conceding a goal.