scotty

I used to do some work for a guy called called Cowan. He was a very pleasant bloke, I liked him a lot, and his wife was a a very nice lady as well. The odd thing was, when I first met him he was living in the Sarisbury Green area and trading in some weird business that I didnt understand at all, offshore/overseas type stuff, then he became a lay preacher and devoted his life to the church, then he moved house, then he had the idea of selling surround-sound systems under a special patent which he had just happened upon, then he moved house again and found a greenhouse-type thingy in his new back garden that looked a bit like the ones at the Eden project and discovered that the house's previous owner had designed them and held the patent on them, which he bought out and started to manufacture and market. One of the oddest fish I've ever met. Nice bloke though. Thanks for reading, and sorry to have wasted your time.

Eloquent and accurate. The voice of reason from Kraken. (again.)

I was joking, WC. I have no idea how much of other peoples money he's spent.

Nobody can count that high.

Utter nonsense. Turkish has only said what most people believe, which is that redknapp is a good manager who knows his stuff. I cant stand him myself (redknapp, not turks,) and wouldn't want to see him anywhere near St Marys, (redknapp, not turks,) unless its to rip the plss out of him (redknapp, not turks,) when whoever he's managing plays here, but its laughable to deny that he is a decent manager. His record shows that, and one awful season with us doesnt make his managerial career a failure.

Yes , they did. For some reason, they got sidetracked into an invasion or two, in order to make us more popular and help to stabilise the global economy. Oh.

f*ck off mate, it'll be spicier than mumsnet. You will be inundated with offers of arserape, I hope your colon can take the battering its in for. That pic of tokyo with the grizzly? Nothing. Not even close.

Gazza made a mistake, trying to pass it out and play it when the situation screamed out for a f*cking great hoof into either the oppo half or row Z. Simple as that. We saw the same thing last two seasons, Kelvin fannying around with attackers streaming in and still trying to play it out from the back; theres a time and place for that, but putting your own defence under that sort of pressure is pointless. The keepers have obviously been told to play it out that way, so I dont entirely blame Gazza, who imho had a very good game otherwise and is probably our first choice keeper atm.

The bloke was only in the job for seven or eight weeks AF. He didn't exactly inherit a golden legacy, Savillegate to deal with, but you're right about the salary.

Top work depps, I have actually saved these musings for posterity. They will be appearing on another website(s) near you shortly.

Perhaps if blair hadnt dragged us into a hideously expensive, pointless and self-defeating invasion, we might have a few quid more to juggle with now. This incident is peanuts in the overall scheme of things. The only reason its making the headlines is that the murdoch press are writing the headlines, and of course, they have no axe to grind and are purely disinterested bystanders with nothing to lose or gain either way.

That would be my initial reaction as well, but surely Kelvin walked? I'm sure he was quoted as saying that if he couldn't cut it in the prem he would stand down?

Given her background of stalkers Joe, I'd keep quiet about that if were you. Still would though.

Mourinho?

Getting back to the OP; Stockings: check. Schoolgirls uniform: check. Heels: check. Decent rack: check. Mouth open: check. Long fingernails: check. Even longer legs: check. Not sure about this one, cant decide one way or the other. Its really hard.

Fess up johnny, youve been listening to the Today programme, havent you

Dont, mate. Just dont.

btf, as I recall it you were one of the people sticking up for water metering on another thread. If you want to make a point against those paragons of virtue that are Southern Water, go back to that thread, read up on their payment policies and refuse to pay them by metered charges. (unless you already have one, in which case you cant. Which to me is discrimination.)

...incidentally, have you entirely dismissed my south coast gastroenteritis/losing games theory? I still think it holds water.

Simple enough turks, just become an utter c*nt with fifteen nicked quid in his pocket towards the vindaloo buffet. Job done.

No preaching from you, then. Good work.

...and your conclusion, Dr Watson? (sorry. Open goal.)

+1. And if they scuffle across all those cretins still watching the last ten minutes of the half, (pffft!!! Fools!!), then so be it. You'd almost think they were there to watch a game of football rather than eat and drink the finest victuals the south coast has to offer.

edit. Spot on bridgey.

Interesting pics. I wonder what her face looks like?