jeff leopard

REVENGE!!! :smt041\\:D/:smt041 Man alive, what with the cricket and hattrick, I was in some kind of geeky heaven on Sunday afternoon. After a couple of disappointing results including a 1-3 home defeat last week, the sinistry of mound fc hit back in specacular fashion! I switched from 3-5-2 to 4-5-1 and got two of my midfielders to target their right back (their weakest player) and it worked wonders, three goals in a ten minute spell at the end of the first half and some resolute defending and sublime goalkeeping gave us a 1-3 away win. This takes me back up to second, all I need to do now is win all my remaining matches and the league title is mine! I've got another really tough home game on Sunday but if I can win this then I've got 4 crap teams to beat before a possible title-decider right at the end of the season. I may get shouted down for this but my 30 somethings are currently holding my teams together. At the heart of my midfield is a 34 year old who had the best game of his whole career on Sunday and has never looked sharper, I've got a 35 year old at the heart of my defence who has been consistantly brilliant since I got him, a 30 year old winger who has recently gone from a two star player to a three star player and a 32 year old keeper who, again, is playing the best football of his life. I've bought a bunch of teenagers to replace them, and a few are already looking good in the first team, but most of them need another season in the reserves before they're ready. no takers for this week, but howabout playing my young-uns next week?

You're accusing the admins of being fascist when its you that’s banging on about how superior you are when compared to a skate and throwing terms like rag-head about? Irony isn't your strong point, is it? Do Saints fans have a natural God-given superiority over the Skates? Absolutely not. We prove that we are better people through our actions. So, 1976 Child, I recommend that you stop talking and thinking like a Skate in case you start being mistaken for one

this is where your claim to be better than a skate came off the rails

:smt039 personaly i think its a phucking terrible piece of faux-celtic rock, it will make as look like a bunch of inbreed yee-ha's i wasn't joking when i said i'd report us to the FA if it ever got played before a match, if that fails i'll be onto the court of human rights. too often in the past sports stadiums have been used as places of internment and torture, lets not let it happen at st marys. oh when the saints by louis armstrong - timeless, beautiful, perfect

YES!!!!!!!! In your tiny face Ponting!!!!! And I've got to say how amazing the crowd was, the welsh really know how to support a team. The best way to hurt Ponting is to get the aussie press on his back, to them he's still the guy that lost the ashes. Thats what drives Ponting, but its also what could break him

i phucking hate everything and everybody we'll be lucky to get nil at this rate

does anyone wanna play my reserves on tuesday? the sinistry of mound fc your place or mine, i'm not fussy.

:toimonster: This is just desperate, if the game is rained off it will be a MASSIVE psychological victory to the aussies, one which could possibly haunt us for the rest of the series. The only way we can save anything from this game is for it not to rain and for England to bat calmly and intelligently and only loose a wicket or two. But everyone must be fearing the same thing now, that as soon as we are put into bat the pitch will explode into life and we'll just fall to pieces. So the test side's deeply unhealthy off/on relationship with Harmison looks set to continue.

unless we crumble during our second innings, like we've done once or twice in the past

dare I be so bold to extend this to break-up albums as well? if so, I still find it hard listening to the following without feeling a bit empty and useless - Radiohead - The Bends Spiritualised - Ladies and Gentlemen... Blur - 13

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What a predictably zenophobic bunch you are... Introducing…Mr Money Bags Before each home game, MB will whip up the crowd by making a huge stash of money on the centre circle and then setting light to it. He'll then dance around chanting his catchphrases, 'couldn't give a sh1t, mate, I'm phuking minted', 'phuq off back to pompey, you fowl peasant' and 'I can have you killed'.

A winner, I'd say. An unfortgettably beautiful song about lynchings in the deep south. Also, Gloomy Sunday by several artists including Billie Holiday, which soon earned the title 'the suicide song' after it was blamed for sparking a wave of suicides, including, so rumour has it, a guy who heard a busker sing it, went home and then hung himself. Takes a massive sh1t on anything by Mike and Mechanics.

Tindersticks - My Sister in which the narrator explains that his sister went blind at the age of 5, killed her mother and cat in a house fire at 10, became an alcoholic and fell down a well at 13, moved in with a PE teacher at 15, he then beat her up and partially paralised her at 20, and was obese, crippled and riddled with cigerette burns when she died at 32. You probably remember it from top of the pops.

Judging by yesterday's performance, not good enough to worry about getting promoted to league 5 just yet. I dropped down to third in the league after loosing 1-3 to tels tigers, two of the goals being soft defensive errors All I can do now is find a way to take points off them when I travel to their place on Sunday. ho hum. On the plus side, I had my first full house since increasing the capacity of the ground, which earned the club of just under £100, 000 harsh! I've not had any luck yet promoting the kids so I've leaned towards finding some bargains on the transfer market. i'd suggest hiring a couple of assistant coachs and trying to suss out how many decent players you've got.

This was serialised on Radio 4 recently and was tip top. A very English take on the end of civilisation, pretty shocking in a very matter-of-fact style. My girlfriend is doing her PHd in Utopian and Dystopian sci-fi, specifically books and films that show the American model of progress failing and being replaced by the Japanese model. Its all there in Blade Runner and Akira.

My ground at the moment is - Total capacity: 17 001 Terraces: 10 000 Basic seating: 6 001 Seats under roof: 1 000 Seats in VIP boxes: 0 All my home games so far this season have been in filthy weather and I think my biggest crowd was around 14,000. Top half of the table at the moment is - 1. the sinistry of mound fc 6 5 1 0 34 3 31 16 2. tels tigers 6 5 0 1 30 7 23 15 3. Dev's Allstars 6 5 0 1 29 6 23 15 4. Cambridge United FC 6 3 1 2 27 9 18 10 I've entered the critical phase of the season where I'll get to see how good the team really is. I drew 1-1 with Cambridge Utd last week, the pitch was a swamp and in the second half the only thing that happened was one of their players getting booked, on a better day I think I would have edged it. My next two games are against tels tigers who have got 5 star players all over the pitch. I've got the best form in the league and I hope that will get me a win and a draw. I'm currently torn whether I should go for broke against them or play defensively, I'll probably play two up front at home and hope we can get early goals. Its all very exciting.

wine isn't a drug, it's a drink.

Go for any of JG Ballard's short stories, all are fairly dystopian and are all too believable. Can't go wrong with the classics - 1984, Fahrenheit 451, The Handmaid's Tale, I'm sure there's a bunch of Phillip K **** novels out there which would hit the spot, A Scanner Darkly and Do Androids Dream… being just a couple. I'm actually starting to get bored waiting for the apocolypse to come, surely it can't be much longer.

balls, you couldn't be more wrong if you tried, what we need is to be able to laugh at ourselves... what's the difference between southampton fc and a michael jackson ticket?

I've got a suggestion for another sweepstake, the % of posts on the saints forum that have been absolutely pointless, without any humour or humanity and represent a criminal waste of time and energy. if more than 100 people sign up, I'll release 101% - 200%. or, on a different tact, using either a plus or minus %, tell us how your perception of Saints fans changed since the end of the season, so 'I've never been so proud of them' could be +100%, whilst 'I've never realised what a miserable shower of ****s they are' would be -100%. lastly, if soton fc was a wounded puppy, would you a) try to nurse it back to health, knowing that you may prolong its suffering, which in turn will only add to your misery, or b) drawn it in a bucket and dump it in a bin bag.

christ, when exactly did so many saints fans become bitter, humourless ****s? the pinnacle group, leaving st mary's after the talks collapse. hardy ha ha

apparently he was still alive when taken into hospital, but as he was being wheeled through the children's wing he had a massive stroke.

Please, please, please, let me get what i want - the smiths what have i done to deserve this? - pet shop boys tired of waiting for you - the kinks boredom - buzz****s

So you think Berlusconi is a legend, well Stanley, that speaks volumes about you. But hey, who am I to judge your taste in men (it’s the 21st century after all, not the dark ages). So here is a parade of other legends for you to stare dreamily at and w@nk yourself dry to… Lets start with this chappy, here in full-on Travis Bickle mode. When he's not rigging elections, he's violently suppressing his populous, just like a REAL man would. Don't be alarmed if this guy gives you a right royal down-stairs mix up, beard + dress = phwoar! If corrupt dictators get you erupting like a tiny pink oil rig, then check out this stunning combo… oh Idi, no one compares to you... apart from maybe this stallion, woof! he's carrying out genocide against his people, like a good old salt-of-the-earth bloke. I can tell that your dream job is being a spokesman for the Israeli Defence force, so here's a previous leader for you. Not only did he commit countless atrocities against the Palestinians, he also repeatedly raped his female members of his office staff. Sir, I salute you! No words can do the next dish any justice, lets just say when he got horny last, he ****ed one of his neighbours...Georgia. LOL! If you've got any protein left inside you, then let it all out over this ex-Nazi. knock yourself out