Deppo

bias

racist

It might be a sign?

Good idea.

So you don't have facts then? Just 'bits' which fit in with your prejudices?

forget it

I hope you don't get too annoyed. Have a cup of tea.

Good choice! Do you find it hard to breathe with your face in the ground like that?

You don't know the name of Saints' training ground.

No. dune is just a bedroom Nazi. He'd sh*t his silly pants if he met a real one.

One of the nicest things you can say about dune is that he is not a man troubled by the duality of meaning.

KFC has a new Portsmouth burger. It's in bread.

Political indigestion of the 1970s and 1980s.

With respect, that is your opinion. Don't try and pass off as fact something which isn't when some of us know a little more of the situation.

Pardew was probably sacked for turning up at Stapleton instead of the Saints training ground.

Brilliant - when do I start?

Can he not send some scouts to watch the Rotherham players and then get an idea or is it essential that he knows all of this before he is given the job?

Have you ever thought about getting someone else to drive your car while you hang out of the back with some scissors? Much cheaper than buying a petrol lawnmower.

I could be a guest on it? Maybe have a slot where I give my irreverent view on things?

Spud-u-like

Banter at it's best!! LOL!!

Very good - so what exactly is your problem with foreign players or managers? And I only ask out of interest, I am not trying to denegrate your human rights.

Sounds like you're not putting 100% into your work to me. Why bother working if you're not going to do it properly? Have you no pride? It's people like you who have brought this nation to its knees, with your lackadaisical attitude to work.

Not tonight thanks.