Deppo

Klaxons - Surfing The Void

Although not a big fan of the gingers, this would be an amazing signing. I just don't see it though. He played really well last season and has featured this season as well for man U. I reckon if he hadn't retired from international football he'd still be in the England team. Still, fair play to Pardew if he can attract him to our club. 20k a week for one of the most gifted midfielders this country has produced is a bargain IMHO.

George Best?

The FIFA officials looked at all 16 of those stadiums yesterday.

Nutshell.

Bingo! He's admitted trolling, mods! Have him!

I filmed you in the Kingsland, for personal use.

They are "winning this would be helpful" games.

To the tune of the 'Crouchie' song: Oh, Guly, Guly! alpine wanted a signing but he's underwhelmed by you.

I am in a civil partnership with alpine saint, and we have adopted a lovely 6-year old boy. I think you should all lay off him and leave him alone. I promise I will give him a bit more attention at home.

Very good Baj. Can you update this so that it includes the important stuff, such as perimeter advertising, taste of the beer, what the police are up to, etc? Some of us aren't really interested in the game.

I agree with Stu. We're never going to win the league with the meagre amount of pitchside hoardings this season. Anyone notice how many Plymouth have? And Leyton Orient? It's no coincidence that they've both got results against so far this season.

Actually, don't bother. I'll do it myself later.

Giver her one from me

i wont believe it until i see it on the OS

no, in fact, it is already too late because LO was a 'must win' as we did not win, we need to consolidate for the rest of this season, shift the dead wood and rebuild for next season

actually you are too old for me

i would like it much if you were to become the SWF poet laureate

I did this today. Was anyone watching?

More fool you. I rang up the club and they refunded me that hour. I used it later that same week, playing Screwball Scramble with my mate, Pete.

I disagree. I was just having my regular afternoon w*nk over this old newspaper picture and when I finished I went out and impulse bought a new Ford Ka from Hendy. You'd be surprised at how powerful a really blurry, incomprehensible part section of a hoarding in the background of a tiny picture accompanying a succinct write-up from a League 1 game in the national press can be.

I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to sponsor hoarding around the perimeter of a League 1 football stadium. Maybe companies are worried about the over-saturation of their brand that this could foment?

I am a police officer and I have been reviewing the footage over the past few days. As we found nothing of note, we usually sell the footage on to a third party so as to offset our costs. This particular film was requested by a gay porn company who are making a football-themed film. They said that they are going to use CGI trickery to make it look like you are all being bummed in by big black men. It will be sold mainly in the USA, where it will be bought and masturbated over by homosexual twinks. So it's ok, you can stop whinging now. It's not going to be used by us "c**ts at the old bill" to tell you off or given to the government to be used as part of a 1984-style dictatorship.

Nice attempt at sarcasm.

Well, I think he's sh*t and is, categorically, the worst player we have ever signed. But I remain open-minded.