Deppo

Glad to see you are the bigger man, alps. Now can everyone stop having a go at him now that he has admitted he needs to see Saints before he can draw a conclusion? You people make me sick. None of you have shown the kind of balls that alps has shown with this post.

I agree with alpine saint. I was going to put links to all the posts where alpine gives Pardew credit, but there were far too many and I'm only on here 23 hours a day so felt my limited time was best used elsewhere. BNPFM

Nutshell.

That can't be steve grant. He looks joyless.

Was it your group?

It was nice of Ian Brown to turn up.

Nutshell.

Is that a still from the police surveillance footage?

That's our season over then. Why didn't AP spend the summer looking for a skillfull midfield player in case this happened? No excuses, no injuries, no nothing.

The what now?

It was only Bristol rozzer, let's not get carried away

Apparently it all kicked off when the EDL fans noticed they were being filmed by a policeman. It incited them to be morons.

I think it is a bit harsh to call the fans at SMS t0ssers for getting upset, but I kind of agree, mate. I wouldn't call Bristol Rozers fans more intelligent, but I suppose if they didn't act like the Saints fans did we can't rely deny that they are. Good post.

Does anyone know if there was a police cameraman in the crowd? I can't see anything on the match feed on the BBC or the OS.

I don't own any curtains AND I never shut the toilet door because I have got nothing to hide. Not even my small penis.

Nutshell. BNPFM

What about we just go to http://www.hotukdeals?

I think that we should change the WIFM signature to Buy New Players For Markus (BNPFM). Maybe that will bring in new players?

You're not being forced. Just like you are not being forced to feel incitement to act like a bellend at the match when someone points a camera at you. Just like you are not being forced to squinny on the internet that your soul has been stolen by such a heinous action as having your picture taken. These are all personal choices.

Nutshell

Nutshell

I don't have any managerial experience, but I think I'd be the sort of manager who would want all my players to make an impact.

I have Southampton FC Cluedo. You have to work out who has upset the internet mentals. Was it Cortese, in the boardroom, with the £3 booking fee? Was it the policeman, in the Northam end, with the surveillance camera? Or was it Pardew, in the transfer market, with the short-term loan agreement?

Or, as paying customers within that private business, they have every right to read the T&Cs, think "that's not for me as it will only incite me to be violent", and stop going to the football.

How do you stop a dog humping your leg? Pick it up and suck it's c*ck.