Deppo

Is that the Pete Smith I went to school with?

But you're still in England...

Jam tarts.

Very simaler.

Gimp.

Annie Lennox?

Empire Of The Sun - We Are The People

Only joking Hamster, I love you really.

Oh, ok.

Didn't read that.

Naked Twister, with your twin sister.

Ride - Going Blank Again

I meant smoking in pubs never bothered me. I miss my clothes stinking of **** after a sesh.

As a non-smoker, it never bothered me.

Ace.

Oh, ok.

Seriously, though, i am saddened by the decline in traditional pubs and I do think the Wetherspoons phenomenon is largely to blame. It is a similar situation to local butchers, greengrocers etc facing closure because they can no longer compete with the Tesco's of this world.

I've got three of them in my back garden.

It bloody does.

It makes a change from the infighting.

I apologise unreservedly.

Might go, if I have a tenner to my name by then...

Once in a lifetime.

This was way before Gail Emms and Nathan Robertson.

No. Maradona is the bestest player ever.