Deppo

Bernie Clifton.

Campag Velocet-Bon Chic Bon Genre

Tonight-get skagged up Saturday-Dad's in the afternoon,then try and negotiate Shirley without getting sucked into a pub to watch the Cov game. Sunday-depends on Saturday.

Bizarre is what we do.

Not really,but I'm a bit of a goer.

Well,Beckett's plays are'nt very eventful or packed with laughs. They're not farce.

Nah,I'm rubbish. I'm wheelie sorry for wasting your time.

You clearly state in the Sports Forum thread that you'd like to talk about golf with some people.

They make us look like a Beckett play.

What's your handicap?

It's Dandy,Beano,Whizzer And Chips.

He's a visionary.

Who gives a ****?

Charlie Brown,on a mound. Now that's what I'm talking about...

Punctured.Blow.Up.Doll.

Blow.Up.Doll.

Andrew WK-Party Til You Puke

I would'nt like to cop a headbutt off her.

I'd rather sleep with I'm No Sinner than Danielle Lloyd. Repugnant.

Methinks she doth protest too much.

At least someone did. If it's made a difference to the life of just one person, that's enough for me.

Did'nt actually watch it all last night but noticed that Nil By Mouth was on Film4. Great film,really strong stuff...one for Christmas Day sat around the fire with the family after dinner.

Rhubarb,rhubarb,rhubarb...

You've got a nerve.

I'm sure I've still got it somewhere. I can send it to you to burn as long as you return it. The homosexual experience you can have with I'm No Sinner.