Deppo

Should this unlikely situation ever arise.

I'd use sandpaper.

Very good.

Bear in mind quite a few people will be on holiday this time of year as well.

My nan takes better penalties than that.And she's dead.

How does he manually pleasure a lady?

Fry-ups,steaks,some fish...nothing complicated yet,though I've never really tried...

I know it's a tv programme,but is it as good as the universal praise it has received?I've just ordered the first series on dvd.Some critics have called it the best tv series ever.Anyone seen it?

Highlights on ITV,6pm.

He sounds like a fuking idiot.Post your dog's ablutions through his door.

Muppet.

Joy Division-Closer(it's pronounced Clozer) The Killers-Shadowplay The Fall-Live At The Witch Trials

Joy Division-Unknown Pleasures-6/10,not bad,bit derivative of Editors. Tubeway Army-Replicas

Cheeky...

I cry when I go on the main board sometimes.

...and Dr Legg.

All Gorillaz,Good Bad Queen etc,a lot of Blur.Will get the 'Monkey-Journey To The West' thing if I ever get money again... Fav track on Mali Music prob Sunset Coming On. Are you trying to butter me up so I accept you as a friend?

...is my favourite olympic sport,but I could'nt find any pictures.

No.

It was nothing personal.

Fruck off.

Y bum bury.

You're already on one.

Edward Barron more like.

Because you're bankrupt.