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Are you going there to try and rebuild the Empire?

3min25secs. Class with an arse.

I always liked that Delgado goal that came off his arse. Was that against Arsenal?

I walk alone. Nothing personal. I wouldn't take SuperMikey's hand if he offered it.

The verbosity of that post seems to suggest it may be working, Mikey/Verbal. He's really getting excitable! Well done!

I think it gives him self esteem. It's a nice thing that you are doing for him. You and Verbal.

Sorry, I meant Kevin Miller.

Kelvin Davis.

Raymond was always my favourite.

To be fair, Turkish, you do have a similar infatuation with Verbal as the one you describe. And SuperMikey too.

Last year, the Kentucky Derby pulled in a whopping TV audience of 16.5 million viewers.

The Brown Derby at Wimpy is huge. Only Ponty would be able to down one of these:

I laugh at my own jokes. I enjoyed that thread a great deal.

Me! Me! Me! What about me? Talk about me!

And if they don't pick up knocks, but instead if those 2 or 3 players hit major form then they are in form for 4 or 5 games rather than 2 or 3. Right? Do you get it?

Not literally, of course. But I literally am.

I am literally sh*tting myself about it.

This is on now. BBC Two.

Zsa Zsa is a hottie.

Let the submariner see the huge line of sailors with their c*cks out.

Why did I ask myself that?

Why are you having a conversation with yourself, norwaysaint?

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It is, even down to the old drunks hanging around.