Deppo

Slightly longer, so the coroner said.

I think that, in light of recent posts, we all hope that we go the way of United in terms of how the "brand" (hah!) is run.

Do you remember Tiggs Theo? He w*nked himself to death.

Something snow something something.

Sadly, it doesn't. Nobody, but Saints fans, gives a flying f*ck about our past. And nobody, but Saints fans (and players who have just signed for Saints), think we are "a great club". And we are a 3rd tier outfit. Look at the leagues. Stop kidding yourself.

I don't think he'd like Michael Gash.

I love you. Come home.

It Saint Half Hot Mum Saints Alive! (But Mostly Dead)

Exactly. Like if we play badly but win, it might suggest that we could play badly and win in the future.

to think up a title of our new book what I wrote which is a profile of every forum poster who ever posted on this forum and its previous incarnations. So open to suggestions?

In my opinion, that is absolute rubbish.

How did you know I'm nicknamed 'The Horse'? You must have seen my act?

Hello, Dave. You're my wife now.

dune can play World of Warcraft for much longer than that fella.

I'll drop you a line about my free copy Duncan

Only 30% of Southampton fans are homosexual.

At last! Somebody else sees that hypochondriac is mental too! You are the only person with any grasp of reality around here.

I don't work because I inherited a fortune at a young age.

This may help: http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-peoples-supermarket/4od#3163647

Hartlepool 0-0 Southampton - the highlight.

The Old Boys Club - A Comprehensive List Of Southampton F.C. Players 1885-2011 Who Won't Be Getting Free Tickets For Games Just Because Of Their Association With The Club. Or alternatively, The Nicola Cortese Black Book of Who Not To Let In The Ground For Free.

This isn't verbatim, but pretty close: "Hello Lawrie. Exciting times down on the South Coast these days. Do you go and watch Southampton?" "Yes, I go to every game. I buy my tickets." "You pay for your tickets?! You're a legend! You shouldn't have to buy your own tickets." "Don't go there..." Then he went on to be very interesting and funny. Shame he started off by "going there". Very clever, Lorry.

I asked someone to link to a video for me. I did NOT expect to have to ask twice. I will NOT be asking a third time.