Lets B Avenue

John Terry's "spokesman" is none other than Phil Hall. Doubling up, or was he one of the 85 laid off last week?

Even worse than "The Cheating Toseland" Brighton 81? We even drove round Lutterworth the following season, trying to get his address from the phone box.

Barrow

Those Chess tournaments sure do take up a lot of your time.

Good enough

Fancy not sending our strongest team out to Bangladesh. It must be quite upsetting for the locals and devalues the entire test match. Just where are Messers. Agnew, Botham, Hussein and Gower FFS?

Hogg

Swann

Grimm

to me

by mouth

Gabriel

Genesis wannabies.

If (and I know its an unlikely "if") the PL do stump up the next 2 years parachute money. Couldn't our heroic HMRC ask for their next 2 years due tax as well as what is owed. Seems only fair.

Froze me nads off from 8.00 outside the T/O. Declined the offer to hand my written application in early and go home as I wanted MK Dons tickets away as well. When they opened the shutters, the guy processed my 7 tickets in front of me and gave me an order no. Only £24 left but my "ex pat" friends don't deserve any better. Do they?

BarSteward

10 years too late for my hamstrung liabilities. But would have taken great delight at providing " a left foot that can open a can of beans." I shall certainly be there and fully intend to join in the post match shennanigans as well. I did suggest that the Rose Bowl could be an earlier meeting place for those that might require anaesthetizing before the match. Mind you I did spend 6 months in Australia once, so perhaps I'm not allowed to attend. Please outline what measures you will take to avoid the apparent cardinal sin of conceeding late goals.

You called?

division

sink

I think I'd rather we have the final there, rather than Stockport.

spray

Bars

guide dog

40 days and 40 nights seems a bit OTT. I would repectfully suggest you do half of this. 40 days.