Lets B Avenue

Ever heard of a "play on words". If not check with the Club Historian, who it is my honour to chauffeur tomorrow.

I don't agree. Without these two twonks we could (and should) be still in the Championship, with or without administration. The new regime has to make up for the complete dross we put up with last season.

SkySports News. Read out by Ian Payne and on the Breaking news ticker. Ian Butterworth in temporary charge.

Especially after a 4-0 win at Yeovil on Tuesday. If that had been a league game would he have got the boot?

And so did Gunn, who had been in charge since January, whether he was called Caretaker or not.

Bryan Gunn sacked 6 days after the opening game. At least Sturrock lasted into the 2nd week.

Is the BIG NEWS the fact that Kanu has signed for an entire month. Obviously dosen't fancy playing under administration.

All out 253. Yorkshire's 1st Championship win for 20 games. Pitiful indeed! Whilst the collapse was on, I was down St Mary's putting in a letter of complaint about them putting the Brum cup game on to clash with the Floodlit game at the Rose Bowl. Wish I hadn't bothered now.

I have a great more faith in Pardew and Wilkins knowledge of Premier League clubs youth players, than the Dutch muppets. If you recall, Jan claimed to have known about Robertson for several seasons. So he was obviously Dutch 5th division standard.

Surely,"minds".

Err? What part was that? Please clarify.

The lunch was free. Contrary to popular opinion.

You are obviously his agent. Or just on the wind-up.

Lunch 398-7. Good Grief!! Second day running we haven't taken a wicket in the 1st session and once again a nipper at no.9 has got a career best. This time its Shahzad 62 no. Previously it was Woakes of Warwicks and before that Fletcher, Notts. Rollup, roll up! Free runs for sale! :mad:

Hampshire are at home that evening in a floodlit game v. Glouucester. Any chance of Saints doing the decent thing and playing Wednesday.

As I posted on another thread. One goal at WBA, followed by a couple of stepovers against a very disinterested Brum in the League Cup and he was suddenley in the "Ryan Smith" class. I didn't see him panting in front of you, Nick, as I was probably panting myself at that blonde in the white trousers running up and down the steps. :smt054 Why he still takes the corners is beyond me. He dosen't take the free kicks, so leave them to Murty, James or Harding.

NicK. We were sat there too. Having missed the 1st 5 or so minutes. If I had seen you struggling to type on your blackberry, I would have come over for that cuppa you didn't get me at the Forum match.

If its the one I ran over outside the Swaythling chinese, my guess is the former.

One of the most tedious days Ihave ever witnessed. Could have done with a few beers, but had to drive. The trees looked nice.

From a non-football supporting accounts clerk, who doesn't own any horses of any description. Can only suspect there is something wrong with your hearing.

That bird will get piles sitting on that desk for another whole hours. Couldn't she move to the photocopier (not MJ)

Before you start campaigning for him to be in the World Cup squad. Lets see how he plays someone slightly better than Northampton. FFS. Oh. He still can't take corners. Or tackle.

Anyone hear the one about the African player who came over for a trial whilst Saggytwitch was still on Spend, Spend, Spend mode. He was put up in the hotel behind the Concorde Club (which for foreigners is just round the corner from their premier league standard training ground). Obviously didn't impress, as Harry would have taken him onto Spurs. However, last winter someone new to the accounts dept. queried a monthly hotel bill and it seems he had been living there for the best part of 6 months and they had been picking up the tab.

I tried to sell a spare Kingsland ticket to the idiots at the back of the queue after the game had started. They looked at me as if I had a Millwall scarf on (I didn't) and then one of them said "I want 3 together." followed by another asking for 2. Despite me pointing out that it was unreserved and that 1 of them could go in now and save the others their seats, they were too dense to take the ticket. We really do have some thick ones for fans.

During half-time, when I could drag my eyes off the mascot racing :mad: I remembered that we were allowed 7 subs on the bench this season and we had 5 on the pitch with a ball, losing it to the sprinkler system. So who were missing. My guess was Pulis and Holmes, as they must have been in the treatment room after the occasional jog along the Itchen touchline, or perhaps they were modelling stripey jumpers.