bungle

You don't know what you're on about. You clearly don't understand the role of an administrator; you have clearly never paid attention to what has happened at clubs in administration in the past; and you contridict yourself every 26 seconds. As for tight games of football: you don't go to them, so what does it matter? You are probably eating a cheese sarnie at the time.

There's a rumour that ESPN might be interested in some of it. Remember that there have to be 2 broadcasters now for Premier League games.

I didn't realise anyone actually bet on any of my tips! 2.45 Salisbury Jake the Snake

I had wholemeal muffins.

The story of alpine: -Hero worships Mark Fry, even building a small shrine to him in his wardrobe. -Mark Fry is "worst administrator ever" and "doesn't have a clue" and should "bloody well get on with it" - Pinnacle group is the greatest thing ever "I told you so, adminstration was great" - Pinnacle should be able to complete a take over within 5 minutes "why the hell does it take someone more than a cup of tea and a biscuit to complete a takeover

Hurrah. Got it at 6/1 as well.

Excellent - should be able to get to a few of those away fixtures.

Also the gap in the season for those not involved in the farce (which includes our young bowlers) can't help. Not sure how much Durham's team is different from when they play non-cricket.

4.30 Newton Abbot Orion Express

Despite the fact we are doing badly, it is great to have some proper cricket to talk about again, after the recent farcical "cricket". Not sure how we are going to save this game - think we will be relying on the weather.

I think I'm going to go for Age of Aquarius.

2.45 Epsom Duncan

They were discussing it on Racing UK last night, and the guy wasn't sure about Fame and Glory, I have to say. Can't see why on it's form though, and it's run over 11 furlongs. They rave about Sea the Stars, but it's not gone over a mile before, so there must surely be some doubt?

4.30 Newton Abbot Postmaster

Anyone got any tips for Derby day then. I'm looking at Fame and Glory, but wondering if Age of Aquarius or Golden Sword could pull off an outside win, as they have both run over a longer distance. A number of the favourites haven't yet run a race of more than a mile.

Can you cope without Racing UK?

They are all rubbish and were clearly never actually sung, but one bloke shouted them and then a 14 year old heard and sent them to the BBC. Most of them aren't even close to being funny/original anyway.

I've had nothing but excellent customer service from Setanta. I hope swannymere gets an STI and is out of work by the end of the month.

2 lasts either side of a class 6 win. You'll be lucky.

I am proud to have met Hatch in the year of "The Big One".

Is see this horse is in thw 8.20 at Kempton. After the win above it moved up to class 1 and onto turf and did badly, but drops down in class tonight and back on all-weather. Currently 9/1.

What's this? An early entry for the Brown Nose award?

3.30 Fontwell Vial De Kerdec

Carlisle away. It better be on a Tuesday night as well.

3.30 Ripon Excusez Moi