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Don't think we'll see him again in a Saints shirt. He'll probably end up at a team like Forest.

Couldn't give a shiny shit about this week's tombola teamsheet but you've got to feel for Edozie. Nowhere to be seen despite being pretty lively (with no end product ususlly). He's not great but we're down and he could be a vital player next season.

To me it was when Koeman left. We were a really attractive destination for a top manager but tried to get smart with Puel. His season was OK compared to say we've had to endure since, but when he was sacked we were no longer attractive enough to get a top manager but made that situation even worse by getting MoPe. That window of opportunity when Koeman left was closed and ever to reopen.

So the Queen died for nothing! FFS!

"miss" world...

Surely if there was we'd have got big Dave from the Dog and Duck to keep goal for us before now...

Is she fit a least or did he bungle that up as well?

This year, the bottom teams have been some of the worst teams I've ever seen in the EPL and they are by quite some way, much better than our gutless spineless shower of tosspots...

Do we have to play the second? Make them jog home. Team is so unfit.

The title of our season's "highlights" DVD.

But much less explosive. Maybe a milk tanker...

Probably all in the dressing room doing their hair and saying, hey lads, do you think I'll look better in the claret of Burnley or the stripes of Crystal Palace?

Makes it all the worse because a decent coach surely could have got a half decent tune out of this lot, but 2 have *tried* and failed.

We're gone, have been for months. Had we brought in a manager with a bit of nous to solidify the back and get the 10s to be positive and pass forward we'd have been safe by now. But we didn't. We haven't roared out of the gates once this season. We just plod plod plod hoping to bore the other team into submission.

A pair of Branfoot clones, Jones and Selles. They'd have sent a prime Le Tissier to the reserves for having the audacity to leave us vulnerable by smashing in a screamer from 30 yards.

And yet, 3 managers persisted with him game after game after game when it was clear that he was massively out of this depth. He could very well go on to be a good keeper but his confidence is now shot and development hindered.

It was only wrong because the next 2 have been worse. Like throwing away a stale sandwich thinking that you'll be getting a freshly prepared baguette and then get handed two pieces of festering mouldy shit. That stale sandwich starts to look appealing again.

What's point of having AMN there, he's not our player, is total shit and has a mare last game(s) Meanwhile Kamaldeen manages to give us a moment to enjoy and is now on the bench. Oddly run club this...

McC AMN ABK Beds KWP Lav JWP Stu Charly Walcott Adams

We could do with having a whole country in midfield, might squeak a draw...

Drumroll.....

Anyway, we'll get a laugh in 7 minutes time when Ruben Chucklebrother releases the teamsheet...

Schrödinger's Dyche...

FFS! Every year the toffees spawn their way out if relegation in May.

Apparently Rasmus is looking a Charles for our next manager. He likes that he kept Diana on the bench for Camilla. He kinda looks like the FA Cup too so that might work psychologically on the players.