OttawaSaint

We beat Derby's record... You'll never sing that...

As if my day wasn't complete...

Always the way. Saints player commits a silly foul on a yellow, the ref sprints as fast as his little legs will carry him. Face full of joy, his tiny little fingers fumbling around desparate to get the red card in the air. Oppo commits worse. Nothing,

Hmm, when Saints players do that they see 2nd red...

Ross Stewart is 2 weeks away from scoring. I can feel it. Edit, no sorry, underpants were on backwards, carry on.

😆 Gale "arrrrrhhhhhhhhhh!".

Sitter missed Dibbling. Fuck!

Tony Gale calling out KWP for screaming and then getting up just fine.

Nope.

I think it was a good pass, the forwards were just jogging, not even trying to get open.

Dozy forwards not bursting forward for KWP pass. Wakey wakey!

Yeah, bit more luck and that Stephens thunderbolt flies in. KwP missed a sitter. But, even if we had scored we'd have found a way to piss it away.

Are you crazy! You've got to break that gate to fix it. Bolsa wood, cellotape and prit stick will suffice. We build gates differently!

A team that were in the pub at HT.

THB, tries to chip in a cross, woefully short, then just stands there admiring his pathetic effort, meanwhile WHU break and he's nowhere to be seen.

Normally I'd be furious about a game like this, but these days I just don't care! Thanks SR!

We're just playing the same game over and over and over. I blame Trousers and his groundhog day gif. We keep playing the game until we get it right.

We ain't getting anything from this game. We don't look like scoring another goal this season. Woefully inept and just so "bleugh".

As we try to enjoy summer... Southampton nominate dual club captains in Bednarek and Stephens. Delighted Spors annouces that the future looks bright with two club legends forming a formidable spine to promotion chasing Saints.

Players are such thick cunts. Manager probably repeating over and over, "on your toes, don't doze off at the start!". Doze off at the start... got it boss!

Same Old Story

Bednarek trotting back. "Aww fuck, I hate it when teams do this!".

Do Bednarek, THB, and Stephens take horse tranquilizers at half time. Dozy start.

There it is. 😆

BBC are wrong.