LOL. It was a perfect Heisenpost.
- lost phone - can't take photos - check
- 200 pounds - big man with wealth to show off - check
- Apple products - see above - check
- 3 hours sleep - tough guy image - check
- 1,200 miles - gets the distance utterly wrong - check
- PM boys - he receives hate mail all day every day, pity me - check
- Towie - name dropping to look important - check
Don't think I've ever sent a PM to him except for telling him to **** off after he sent a "respect me" PM.
What a ****ing bull****ting oddball.