OttawaSaint

Internet back up in Glasgow.

Oh no. Carroll coming on. ****!

Djenepo should have scored there, headed wide.

Internet is down in Glasgow. Some dinlo tried to microwave his can of beans...

Danny Ings!!! Kiss my face!!!!

Living dangerously...

Just make sure and close down Dr Evil eh?

DAZN showing a highlights package of Shearer goals at half time. All Blackburn and Newcastle. Like, umm, he played for both the teams you are showing today. Lazy, lazy research. Coulda had some Shearer Saints goals in there.

Yep, injured him too.

Too bad Redmond’s first chance didn’t fall to Ings, he’d have drawn out the keeper and scored. Redmond low on confidence just hit it and hoped it’d go in.

I just don’t understand why he is picked. It’s not like he does one thing well. He’s total ****e at all aspects of the game.

On Almiron again, he’s got a hate on for that guy.

Wtf Bertrand? Asking ref to give a card.

Djenepo seems to have lost a bit of confidence. Maybe those misses vs Arsenal on his mind?

He’s total ****, that’s why.

This has probably been answered before, but why are Newcastle allowed stripes on the backs of their shirts?

Used to live up there. That Geordie roar is something else, you can hear it miles from the ground. I’d know when they’d scored before it flashed up on teletext.

Cedric made a tackle! It was on Ings. ****ing useless, Newcastle broke, got corner.

Norwich ahead vs Sheffield Utd.

If Long can make the same quality of passes to Ings as Long gets from Ings then we’d get a lot more goals...

Two great chances for Redmond, should be in front.

Now Newcastle sitting deep.

Couple of good openings. First from JWP free kick, Ings close. Then Long burst into box but couldn’t cut the ball back, looked like a corner but ref said goal kick.

Redmond not quite got the pace of Son, ran down a blind alley, could have been a decent chance.

High pressing us. This could be many heart in the mouth moments...