OttawaSaint

Hudson Odoi with a case of the Redmonds there.

We look about as likely to score as Heisenberg on a night out in his freshly pressed chinos...

We’re lucky that Chelsea aren’t really in the mood today.

This half has been utterly embarrassing. Chelsea have barely got out of first gear.

He managed 2 consecutive accurate passes in training.

This just isn’t fun. I’m finding football in general much harder to watch. Saints have been so poor in recent years it’s jus so demoralizing. The Man U vs Arsenal game on Monday was atrocious. Then at half time they showed clips of Keane, Viera, Scholes, Cantona, Bergkamp, Henry. The football was so much better.

JWP proves he’s human after all.

Here comes our free kick specialist. 99/100 lifetime...

It wasn’t like he just overhit it, he blasted that pass.

We never beat them anyway, we usually give them a last second equalizer or the ref lets them punch the ball in or whatever.

We’re a top half team, top half of Championship where you get plenty time to close down or decide on a pass or shot. Our lot are just way too slow mentally you don’t have time to think at this level. Redmond’s internal monologue must be, “hmm, bottom corner is open, might shoot, oh nice run Ingsy could pass it to him, **** why that guy in front of me now, I’m trying to think here!”.

Oh for a Schneiderlin and a Lambert.

We’re ****ed. We have a plethora of **** players that no one wants. We haven’t got a pit to **** in so don’t get good enough players in. The players we have that make the match day squad are incapable of playing without making costly errors. We’re ****ed!

First half: utter tripe

We don’t punish mistakes...we make them

Just put the captains arm band on the tea lady. Hoj is beyond awful, so slow to react and then turns his back. How often do our players pussy out of a block and cost us a goal?

Kante showing Redmond why it’s best to pull the trigger in those areas. Ffs

So, we’ll likely concede on 45+2 then...

Valery must have gone by 6 players then. Much much better.

Ings! Valery assist. That’s better!

Has Valery touched the ball yet? Should be 3, Long with the assist this time.

Should have stayed in bed. **** off Saints!

What do we work on in training? it’s not passing, that’s for sure.

Mount is a ****!

Redmond’s brain still on super slow mode then I see.