OttawaSaint

S'lund 0-1 Chelsea WHU 1-0 Burnley City 1-0 Watford

Oh for someone who can take a free kick and score like Rickie...

Allen should be off too. yellow for diving in, yellow for telling ref to **** off...

Gotta crack that Redders, was sitting up perfectly...

He nearly hit Bmth with that last pass...

JWP dove in box, no pen, Arnautuvic then poleaxed Bouf when the ball broke to him.

Alpines buddy is off!!!!

Boro 0-1 Pool Spurs 1-0 Hull

Boufal looks excellent. ref having a mare here.

Nice tenacity from Bouf there! Looking better but when Redmond gets it on the edge of the box someone needs to bust a gut to get into the box for him.

Big chance to climb up the table. COYS!

Waiter, chef was called Terry.

I'm going to wait to see what Heisenberg says before deciding whether this team sheet is good or bad.

Augustus Gloop!

Feeling a bit Alpine; heading to the vending machine. Should I get a Cadbury's or Nestle product?

That'shh football

Not least for the fact they will slip below us if their goal difference worsens by just 1 more goal...

Or use proper grammar.

I hear we're getting Frank Sidebottom on loan...

He first needs to figure out his strongest 11 routines and then rotate in one or two per week. Like GlasgowMurray on the GBTennisforum.

No **** shurlock!

It's what he aspires to, but unfortunately for him is still stuck at the rank of bellend.

I think he wasn't rotating his routines enough, needs to keep them fresh for the long season ahead...

LOL.

OMG. I lost it at this. Been laughing uncontrollably for about 10 minutes now. Thanks for that, needed it.