OttawaSaint

Big chance to climb up the table. COYS!

Waiter, chef was called Terry.

I'm going to wait to see what Heisenberg says before deciding whether this team sheet is good or bad.

Augustus Gloop!

Feeling a bit Alpine; heading to the vending machine. Should I get a Cadbury's or Nestle product?

That'shh football

Not least for the fact they will slip below us if their goal difference worsens by just 1 more goal...

Or use proper grammar.

I hear we're getting Frank Sidebottom on loan...

He first needs to figure out his strongest 11 routines and then rotate in one or two per week. Like GlasgowMurray on the GBTennisforum.

No **** shurlock!

It's what he aspires to, but unfortunately for him is still stuck at the rank of bellend.

I think he wasn't rotating his routines enough, needs to keep them fresh for the long season ahead...

LOL.

OMG. I lost it at this. Been laughing uncontrollably for about 10 minutes now. Thanks for that, needed it.

So who's Gunnery?

Probably editing posts like a bastard at this very moment

No I don't think Batman gets invited to parties...

Brace yourselves everyone, we're not getting anyone. LOL.

Christmas at Saint_Clark's house with special invites to Heisenburg, Alpine and Dalek. Alpine: This Christmas tree is all tinsel and no baubles. We sold all our best baubles every summer and replaced them with tat! Dalek: I don't think the tree will last until Christmas, if it could just last until 12:01 on boxing Day then that'd be a great Christmas, I don't care if we don't get any gifts, the tree staying up is more important. Random Forum Bore: But the 26th is not necessarily Boxing Day... Heisenburg: **** that I want all the gifts and I want them now, they better have batteries in them and be fully working, last year we had amazing gifts, this year I expect nothing but ****. I have opened 12 doors on my advent calendar and there's only been a chocolate in 2 of them. 2/12 is not good enough at this time of the year I... Alpine: Yeah sorry about that, got a bit peckish... St-Robbie: WORST CHRISTMAS EVER...Santa Claude out! Knew he wouldn't deliver...

That can't be right. Forster doesn't make saves...

Jesus, this place is going to be unbearable in Jan. Imagine if we didn't get anyone in...

Surely Alpine is the MoM for that brilliant post right before the goal.

Claude doing his part in a reaction to Thurs and last Sat. Now it's the players turn! C'mon Saints, tear um a new one!

8 changes!!! Mwahahaha!! COYS