OttawaSaint

Yep. Was supposed to be one of the best players in this division. I can pass better than him.

You'd expect to see some improvement, some flashes of progress. Nope. We look a different kind of shit in each game. Look like the team were picked from the carpark.

Good gravy we're a shambles.

Alright let's get this over with so I can go about my day and do something that's actually fun.

Don't feel like putting myself through another 90+ minutes of this. Heading for 4 wins in 50 league matches. Fuck that.

Baldrick Still probably has a cunning plan to start 5 CBs vs Blackburn!

Players will trudge dejectedly off the field to dressing room. 10 minutes later the thick twats will have forgotten all about it, do some TikToks, check bank balance, eat expensive food at a top restaurant and go for a spin in their Ferraris. Useless shower of bastards!

Babies do know how to dribble.

We just keep fucking digging don't we!

- Nowhere fast

Break out the Smiths songs! - that joke isn't funny anymore

Let's face it he'd have probably bicycle kicked it into our net for an OG. A lucky escape!

Yeah, but what year?

Yep. Excruciatingly dull.

Archer? How big is the fucking bull's eye then? Size of Wales? Probably still miss!

His trademark.

Ah so THAT'S why there's so much shit on display!

Ah that's why I hate this team!

Fucking hell. I hate this team!

And Archer. And BBD if he'd stayed.

Lineup just doesn't seem to matter. Still 3 CBs. I'm struggling to care.

That was utterly bizarre. He should have been purring with the performance of Leo. He was causing havoc and very close to breaking the game wide open. If anything he should have been going all Alan Ball and setting everything up to get the ball to Leo as much as possible. That brilliant powerful pacey run he made before scuffing wide was exactly the stuff we needed (apart from the Che scuff).

I think a better manager could get a tune out of what we've got. Team selection is getting slightly better, some of our play is nice. Formation seems wrong, tactics often too naive, subs (timing and who for who) still very poor. Perhaps with time he'll improve from here or stumble on something that works. Right now it's not working particularly well.

We are really really good at not being good enough.

We just seem to be able to sap all of the confidence and creativity out of players. Next project, Leo. Hooked after being our best and most positive player. He's now thinking he'll have to play more conservatively if he wants to stay on and stop the crazy stuff like attacking at pace and shooting on goal. No place for that at SaintZzzzzzzz