Window Cleaner

Punch coming on for Guly.

Game is too scrappy for us

Entirely Southampton related,My Mum worked at Supermarine as a young girl.

still negative temperatures here,got as high as -1°C today, things are looking up. 2ft of snow still, garden mostly dead.

We're giving them too many corners.

Madison ****ter PhD..... character from Skins

Don't think he's been booked, we're at 2 all on yellows, Sharp and Lallana for us,Cole and Faye for them.

sounds like we're building now.

FFS we want our money back Doncaster.

Hope we don't regret that one at the end of the season.

FFS Billy....

Is he,Solent didn't say that.

Still they're down to 10, don't know if we're the losers there.

F*ck penalty to West Ham Taylor off for hitting Sharp

Corner saints, like that will do us any good..

Free kick Saints, let Guly have a stab.

Ohio in disguise?

Great, I'm for ever blowing bubbles, tone it down Solent.

And St Valentine's colour is red

Bognor? think they still put Bromide in the beer there,no-one has told them that WW2 is finished apparently.

Half of them apparently support Portsmouth so their discernement in important affairs must be open to question.

Solent rarely know what they're talking about. It was 2.2 million according to some reputable (ish) broad sheet this morning. The rest is from the previous regime which would have been covered by the last administration.

In fact we should go and colonise Argentina as well,preferably straight away, we'd have Messi playing for England before the next world cup.

Where's the leaked team news then?

About as much as Cuba and Venezuela. Lefty innit.