Bearsy

he's asking the tough questions, but not necessarily listening to the simple answers. He's a bit paxman, but i love him v.much.

still my favourite reply

i dunno anything bout the home nations agreement, but there is a rule that if you've played for a country in a competition match at any level including U21 or youth then ur done + declared. I think he played in la tournoi or something.

yeah i know but if that burger ate ur goldfish you might microwave it once, but i'm saying if then it ate ur other goldfish you wouldn't microwave it a second time. I mean you might, but you would get b.ache.

ur preaching to the choir brah, baby jesus is already in me. I just really love bj, everyone knows this but there's no money in it, far as i can tell

shouldn't be a problem, she's hardly likely to re-heat her cat now cos you get salmonellas if you re-heat meats. Microwaving cat is a one-shot deal imo.

it's pretty easy to argue for anything, either way. Far more impressive to voluntarily redistribute ur own wealth, when ur wealthy. i am v.poor if any liberals wish to redistribute their wealth btw. Send me pm.

it was angar that drove her to it, no doubt

i live in birmingham, we love it up here, i went to see the parade at the weekend + it was v.business

i could as you say go and get smashed on guiness any old day of the week bazzington, but it's somehow more fun when there's a whole city full of revellers at it. I do all the traditions, i like to have pancake on pancake day, eat easter egg on easter day, bone a milf on mothers day etc

P*ssing across ur own mouth is as biologically difficult as it is unwise, imo. I wouldn't even attempt it.

she has had a hard life tbf. If her nickname at school wasn't "cuntlips" then i despair of humanity

that would be ok with me hypo. Remember tho, do not take this commitment lightly, you will have to play spain for the rest of ur life. We won't be inviting u back.

i was gonna invite u to my b.day party, but i don't think i'll bother

i was thinking chai-wallah but it's all supposition. I hadn't considered the tea-bagging angle but i spose that fits just as well.

hmm that throws a spanner in the works. i spose he ought to have handed in his biological advantage at customs, importing biological advantage & using it to take jobs from our hard running brits is tantamount to cheating imo

what % do you reckon barry? Let's start taking names! You've met pap, is he middle class?

waste of time tokyos, hypo can easily tell just by looking at them.

try and show more empathy for the middle classes barry, they can't all be homphobic non-caring c*nts. There must be a few good ones, even without the benefit of living on council estate or working down mine which naturally inclines you to be respectful of gay culture.

is it definitely goat boy tho? i thought he maybe worked as secretary in india call centre Edit: i mean like goa t-boy. It's not clear.

hypo was clear on that, if you ain't got brit parents you ain't true brit. My mum is american but my dad is england so i qualify prob even despite 50% biological advantage of having a mum genetically predisposed to lack irony

that's v.sad alps, he's gonna miss ur support. I was on his side previously but I'm thinking of picking up pitch-fork and joining the villagers. I reckon him and osvaldo, they never really wanted to be here. They joined us begrudgingly and i don't reckon we want players like that.

Is you been drinking tokyos? I am not following u at all!

Why is it like raiders of lost ark? You have lost me with this reference! Was you thinking of temple of doom??? Pap will be like pied piper of garston when he comes calling for goatboys kids

Before my time prob I was thinking of cheese on toast!