Bearsy

18:01 UPDATE: Barry makes awkward purchase at Mossley Hill Boots

17:56 UPDATE: Youtube evidence suggests that Lidisfarne is shit

17:54 UPDATE: Barry suggests upgrading just drinks to a full dinner date

17:49 UPDATE: Rumour circulates that Barry's Real Real Name is not Kevin

17:44 UPDATE: Rumour circulates that Barry's Real Real Name is "Kevin"

17:41 UPDATE: Barry's Real Name is ******** **** **** **** ****** (pronunciation tips to follow)

Nah that is the amazing thing, within like 3 hours it was completely healed without even a scab. Turns out nuts have amazing restorative powers, like eyeballs i spose.

did i ever tell you bout the time i got my nut-sack entangled in electric razor? There was blood everywhere yo!

17:30 UPDATE: Pap's experiment with leg-shaving ends in disaster

17:25 UPDATE: Pap gets to work on his stringent pre-date grooming regime

can't see a wild living deviant like Mikey ever making it to pension age.

17:18 UPDATE: Pap stood outside Dunelm Mill, Garston with a forlorn expression on his face

17:14 UPDATE: Barry will be wearing short-shorts & Dunlop Green Flash trainers. He is eta 21:05 and will be preceded by the musky scent of manly exertion.

Place: The Fulwood, Liverpool Time: 21:05 GMT All updates in this thread pls

it's the perfect crime when you think about it. Tokyos gets ur tomtom and you are unable to find way to police station.

didn't learn ur lesson, apparently. I have reported ur post.

tbf on glasgow i remember 11 games in he kept going on bout "What has gone right?" and highlighting our improvement compared with preceding 18 games. He also started a thread called "Team playing so well under Mopo: NOT a MYTH"

oh there you go, mightysaints can just buy a replacement from tokyos. That's v.lucky.

Careful if parking in Bitterne Village, my brother goes round there at night stealing sat-navs, then he follows the sat nav to the owner's home address and wipes his arse on their cutlery. Bit sick, really, but you can't choose ur family innit.

closed down in january, dicknose. Another LIAR outed!

be careful tokyos, if you keep insult barry like this he will not have a drink with you. I mean, he will pay for ur drink and for ur taxi, but he won't stop to have one himself and you will be BURN

what are you on about? The only point in question is if pap goes to PC World on his own, or if he arranges it as a big outing with his friends! The fact that he/they on arrival find themselves disappointed, is a mere side issue.

Where did pap say he is he meeting friends there tho? I mean, I've got nothing against PC World, I just don't find it to be hub of social activity. I thought he was going on his own. I have done this myself in the past.

be realistic barry, pap never said he was going to meet friends at PC World ffs, I would of marked it if he did cos it would've struck me as mental

coded message yo!