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Bearsy

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  1. I think criticising the second season cos being ridiculous is unfair - the first season was ridiculous! The show didn't go off the rails, it was never on the f*cking rails! My main objections is they reduced instances of boobs and increased instances of dumb kids being annoying.
  2. Lols that is good find zep! Some of them quotes i remember, some of them i guess after a while you stop noticing when Anastasia says something dumb cos is happening like every page!
  3. Sorry! I meant cowardly weasel who is always tries and get people ban. Apologies to all worms.
  4. word! Series one is worth watching. Some bits you prob want to watch on own with kleenex+vaseline. Like the bit when claire danes is v.busy + important so she doesn't have time to take a proper shower and just wipes down her vag with face-cloth. Edit: Spoilers!
  5. this is one of the worst things bout not606! It really rankles me that there is one small corner of the internet that will go to their grave thinking I'm a cowardly worm who is always tries to get people ban and has naked baths with his father-in-law.
  6. screw you guise! I have taken my wallet story to not606, we is soon finding out bout what is interesting story bout wallets and what is dumb story bout wallets! I confidently correct additional not606 reputations for my wallet story! For record, I currently have 8661 rep powers on not606, and tokyos has 0 rep powers!!!
  7. if i had uber dick i would also go swinging
  8. +10 reputations points
  9. lols phil you don't know what you done! Every time i try & crack wise in future I'm gonna get "shut up clarkson"! Look what happened when someone called me price pikey, I'm still getting called price pikey months later even tho i proved that i am not a price pikey!
  10. whilst ur on the ramirez thread check out the v.amusing story someone posted bout wallets. It was v.amusing story! It made my night when i was reading bout that v.amusing story! :lol: what a great story bout wallets
  11. coincidentally, tokyos was holiday in february
  12. Yeah that was mental. Flushing actual locked Barry turds in here is a f*cking cheek! They're not even trying to pretend that muppet shows is not saintsweb rubbish skip!
  13. That clarkson jibe really burned! Srsly.
  14. Yeah I've been keep checking to see bout people enjoying my wallet story but all I'm getting is incomprehensible Phil posts! I was starting to think maybe is only funny if you know the principle character!
  15. Yo! I've wrote nearly whole chapter, is v.easy! I had to break off tho cos bitch is in a club and it reminded me bout a funny thing that happened the other night to my mate. I won't tell you his name cos is embarrassing, but let's just call him Mark Freeman from Four Oaks. We was in a club right, in Birmingham, and I was showing the people of Birmingham my stellar dance moves when this bird comes up and unaccountably grabs hold of my mate and starts feeling on his arse. I say unaccountably, cos if she had to feel anyone's arse I'd of thought she'd want to feel mine, and also cos I felt like she was too good looking for the likes of him. Anyways, after a bit she fucks off, presumably to go wash her hands or something, and my mate is all smug and suddenly extra hyper like you are when birds is randomly hitting on you. Couple of minutes later Mark is frantically patting his back pockets. "What is matter?" I say. He is gone white as sheet. "My wallet's gone!" I was immediate lols. "Haha, your bird must've nicked it!" I dunno what you would have done in this situation, I would prob put it down as lesson learnt bout not keeping wallet in back pocket, but not Mark. He insists we search whole club for the bird. I'm objecting that she's hardly likely to hang around, but we do it anyway. We find her straight away in the upstairs bar. Immediately, I am sensing something is wrong. She is with some girl mates and sees us coming, but she seems pleased about it. She is smiling and nudging her mate as we walk over. I'm wondering how Mark is going to edge into what promises to be quite an awkward interview, but he is having no such qualms. "Did you take my wallet?" he demands immediately. It was pretty lols how her face went from smile, to confusion, to anger. She was v.angar. After some stout denials, we was both advised to f*ck off with bells on. Anyway, my mate got a call today. They found his wallet in the gents.
  16. Yo! I never really wrote nothing longer than text message before i wrote bout 50 shades, but i was struck bout how bitches lap up the most unpalatable tripe! I thought I would have a go! I'm not gonna try write a book that is funny or interesting cos I reckon that would be difficult and there is no market for funny+interesting books, but I thought i might employ the stuff i learned from 50 shades and write a book specifically for bitches to read. I reckon this would be v.easy! I'm not joking tho, it will have to be v.boring book. If I tried to put in bits that were too obvious satire or funny then bitches will not be buying it! Here is my plan, I will write under pseudonym like Maureen Blackbottom or something so bitches is not suspecting. Here is plot I've got: It's about a bitch, she don't have name yet. People say she is clever, but she never says anything clever or thinks anything clever. People say she is attractive, but then we never hear what they say behind her back. She is into this one dude, but he ain't interested in her. Bitches can empathise with this. Then she has this other dude dogging around after her, he has to be rich+famous+stud. Then the first dude is suddenly more interested (this is real life situation), and we can have her all conflicted bout this love triangle. I reckon I can easily drag this out for 100'000 words or so, her banging on about oh what shall i do??? All these dudes love me it's so difficults!!! I mean, if not I'll throw in some vampires or something. Here is the kicker though, here is the reason why I'm committed to this enterprise. Check this! Once the housewife's have waded through this interminable nonsense, all 120'000 boring words of it, in the final chapter the two dudes will suddenly turn gay for each other and mug off the bird + tell the dumb bitch exactly how dumb+needy+self-absorbed she is, and by extension all the dumb bitches reading it! It will be ultimate kick in the teeth! I am lols just thinking of it!
  17. sure i do! And i wipe my arse on the torn carcass of incautious picnickers.
  18. i wouldn't play boric, he is corrosive influence.
  19. spudgun... you know the law, ur not allowed within 50 posts of images of children.
  20. Bearsy

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    In fact I will write to them now and tell them bout ur bs bout never using heating or taking showers or whatever.
  21. Bearsy

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    i reckon you've gone round the clock and actually used 10048 gas. If I was british gas I would be billing you £50K or whatever.
  22. Bearsy

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    i enjoyed this insight into mikeyworld, all huddled together for warmth, cooking one meal per week. Does sound low though. For comparison, dubai phil expels 0067 gas per day.
  23. that was bear-tugging
  24. should be encouraged more than punished IMO
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