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Lols, there's no point France playing Morgan unless they can get Jack Cork as well.

Article 18.1.a within the Fifa statutes outlines that any player who has represented their country in an official competition, at whatever level (i.e. including youth level), would at that time need to have held a passport for the country they later wish to play for in order to be permitted to make the switch.

He can't play for England colin, they closed that loophole.

I thought it was good+interesting football thread

You know it's getting pretty bad on here when I'm the only one doing sensible reply!

Seems like ponch is learning English after all! Put in the mixer! To be fair he was complaining last season bout it being waste of time doing the high press on the sh!t teams. I spose the ole long ball is his tactical response. Hopefully we'll go back to the press vs Liverpool, it was more Lols!

srsly Alpine? Ur such a buzzkill! I feel like this has been best window since XP and ur making out like it's Vista

yeah obv i took my dad and brothers along with me. One can't conduct delicate fanny surgery without a nurse + anesthesiologist on standby. i didn't get pictures tho, srsly. I was over there like a shot when she explained the problem, but then i spent the first 10 minutes just laughing while she got more + more angar and in the end it felt slightly disrespectful to start making video!

yeah i know a guy what does tattoos and I always thought it was pretty cool job for perving on hot birds, till he pointed out that he also has to feel up men + fat birds etc. It's not all gravy. old sex buddy of mine went to tattoo place one time and got a stud put through her clit. I didn't know about it till after or I'd of come along to watch. Anyway that night she called me all crying cos she was trying to get the thing out but it was all stuck. We ended up cutting it with pliers! Pretty dumb really, i wouldn't be letting anyone near my knackers with pair of pliers, she could easily of got gelded.

yeah sorry it's hard to turn down open goal, I'm not guly! I do read ur posts with great interest always!

Jim Lucas ‏@JFBLucas 20m Appy has big nose #saintsfc

no need to apologise, i don't read hypo's posts either* * only jokes xx

i don't know what you mean! I only recognise her cos we're close friends and she often sexts me selfies of her nawks.

You can often catch me creeping through the undergrowth of north Birmingham hissing at passing lovelies, oi love, show us some neck

is it Alessandro-Costacurta’s-wife-Martina-Colombari1.jpg?

there is something weird about the way her neck is arranged with her shoulders, like wine bottle.

Word, i haven't had to remember stuff with my brain since 1997. Besides, I know for fact you just googles melissa_satta_1!

ok tokyos i remember now, i had forgot all about what she done with natasha giggs + her brother!

i thought she just had kid with a muggle.

Ain't that Imogen Thomas? Who is she knobbing? Or vice versa. I watched her sextape one time when she was doing 69 on some dude. It weren't as interesting as it sounds.

i agree with GM, it is very easy to blame chemical warfare cos of situation in Syria, but one musn't overlook the effect of bee aids.

I don't normally allow racist lols in muppet shows, but i will let this one go cos whitey is poster in good standing and you have to make allowances for elder generation.

this is my favourite one!

I have asked bout this on twitters for you. I will let you know! https://twitter.com/NotHMRC

Christmas sucks when you opened all your presents 3 weeks ago.