Bearsy

they have signed letter of authenticity

Can't believe they'd let him go! Spurs will really struggle without his 3 goals a season, especially on top of Bale leaving.

I think you're giving them too long. If a striker doesn't score I would fine him + play a different striker next game. They'll soon learn!

does he really drink malibu+coke in pub like dubai phil says he does? I was interested bout this + tried it myself. It wasn't bad!

I'm not massively surprised to hear about different people making contrary statements tbh. It happens all the time on X-Factor.

Also, shut up tokyos. Spudders has said I am more reputations than you, pls respect his authoritah

Ok spudders I didn't realise you was conscientious objector. I have heard them rumours too bout the saintsweb fund, and while I find it disgusting & sick what they is doing with them carrots I prefer to let the authorities sort it out. +1 reputations to gay crabs pls

Ok! It didn't quite work tho, I'm trying to think of a better one, something to do with a late frost. I wouldn't want to go out on such a bum note! Where's Scotty? He's good with this stuff!

Too soon for jokes tokyos, Frost is not even cold.

I actually outed him as a Norwich fan in my scouting report. It was probably the shock that killed him!

Here is the facts bout the forums that I know bout! You can decide urself if these facts is pros or cons: Saintsweb: Has nicest easy read layout or whatever Has lots of v.interesting + amusing posters There is lots of arguments which is amusing/annoying depending on ur point of view You have to pay £5 or they'll put you on registered list and no-one will pay attention to ur posts cos you don't have avatar Not606 You get like points and awards when you do a good post You can wander about in there + troll on other club forums if you want to They don't really like it when you talk about things that aren't about Southampton, you have to do it in this one thread called Beefy so anything interesting off topic gets a bit lost Ugly Inside It is v.ugly + bit difficult to figure who is saying what cos it's laid out funny The mod guy on there Nick is v.good mod who mostly leaves people alone It sometimes reads bit like the posters is v.old and haven't really used internet before

I can't help being in demand! They like me on there! They said i was... I can't remember exactly but it was complimentary!

they heard barry was coming back. Took the whole shit down yo.

ok! I did find it difficult to believe you was troll, i will take it up with them about these slanders!

think is like this

sometimes i go visiting on not606 forum, and on there they chat v.sensibly bout football. Srsly they do! I don't spend much time on there cos i find it v.difficult to contribute sensibly, and cos they think I'm tokyo-saint which is v.embarrassing, but you might quite like it over there. Word of warning tho, they don't like trolling! They banned Barry Sanchez and wouldn't even take him back when I offered to take two of their skate posters in return

I took the trouble + incovenience of reading FIFA rules and it said you get share of 5% of transfer fee: – Season of 12th birthday: 5% (i.e. 0.25% of total compensation); – Season of 13th birthday: 5% (i.e. 0.25% of total compensation); – Season of 14th birthday: 5% (i.e. 0.25% of total compensation); – Season of 15th birthday: 5% (i.e. 0.25% of total compensation); – Season of 16th birthday: 10% (i.e. 0.5% of total compensation); – Season of 17th birthday: 10% (i.e. 0.5% of total compensation); I make that 2%. I figure he was 17 when he moved.

there's nothing wrong with being gay, but you shouldn't let it affect your transfer decisions.

you mean le fondre or osvaldo?

still love this from last year! [video=youtube_share;h_f1N51Gv9c]

meh he's no le fondre

Cos of why I said! He thinks would be risky to their fitness!

I don't necessarily disagree, but it's probably the fact of the case. I refuse to believe ponch plays Fox & Chambers cos he thinks they're better players! That would be mental!

lol

ok spudders, will do! Srsly, i am v.sad to find out that the cost of maintaining ur new Italian girlfriend means you are having to cut back in other areas of ur personal expenditure, like saintsweb memberships. Try saying to her, no Francesca! You can not have them new shoes! No! I will not buy you another tub Immac, you will just have to wet shave ur moustache like ur grandmother does!