Bearsy

What words do they sing for national anthem now? V.Difficult.

I would deffo take 9th, if they're offering.

Pleased to see mong passes the censor.

to be fair that was his first job when he arrived in dubai. He told us the story one time, i forget what thread it was in. He now works for a racist pub or something.

Is he still post on here? pm me these secret details! It's tokyos, isn't it?

you mean you wank off camels for a living?

i did get it tim! I feel like in muppet shows i don't have to say when i know something is joke, cos i kind of expect most things is joke! Just cos I'm not following you round doing lols don't mean I'm not appreciating ur hard work!

you have to pay an extra £5 on top of original £5 if you want to wank on this forum

i wish i could go back in time and finger jane austens I feel bad that she never got fingered + also would help her write more interesting books.

dumb tokyos can't even get people age right!

oh no!

i think he email me one time cos he needed someone he could trust to help get funds out of the country

i just had wank!

you mean, someone finger her after she die?

i just had wank

I'm gonna keep a diary on here every time i have wank! Every time i have wank I'm gonna come on here and tell you bout it.

That is ridiculous tokyos! She die in like 1834 or something like that.

jane austens wouldn't have liked baby cambridge The only people who is having babies in jane austens is people who is dumb, and people who is immoral. I know this cos i done pretty good bout Jane Austens at school. I know quite a lot about her! I.e. she was virgin when she died at age thirty-something. As far as records go, she never even got fingered.

I'd go to supermarket even if they was twice more expensive! I'd hate to have to walk round town doing all them separate transactions buying my apples from greengrocer and spams from meatgrocer and microwave meals from microgrocer and chocolate bar from sweetgrocer! I mean, I don't mind doing shopping but i don't want to be spending whole day. I'm a very business bear! Minty is right bout wastage tho, I definitely throw away more milk + asparaguses than i actually end up eating.

Did anyone read the article btw? It says "intermediaries" quoted Newcastle £7m for Luke Shaw in January. Who is these intermediaries and why is they touting Luke Shaw around for £7m?

Yeah I don't remember him really. How bout Le Saux?

Squashie.

who was the one we had off portsmouth? Midfielder? Shit?

I do reckon my card is marked + permbans is inevitable. I don't reckon anyone else would of got fraction for saying bout that I reckon it was "oh is dumb bear, he must be taking the p1ss." I don't want to go out like this tho, with drip-drip of minor transgressions, I'm gonna post full ***** on main boards, go out in style yo!

It's a question of taste pap! I was actually making a serious point, they just look like jokes cos of the language I choose to employ. It was about that Benitez fella, I was saying how terrifying it is that such a commonplace symptom as stomach pain can be portent of your impending death. I got fractioned I think for calling it "tummy ache".