Bearsy

Jeff & Pap are Both Lying and I Don't Know Why The Bro in that photo is a former poster called Dibden Purlieu Saint. Unbelievable Jeff is an Indian bro & his Real Name is Sarb.

books always say "illustrated by" on the cover! pls don't mysterious bear me, Baby Bear Needs A Poo is my entire collected works, I promise! I am working on sequel tho

Amazed you're not going for the 8 yr old Tim suggested, I thought that would appeal to you

I only just figured out ur avatar Jeff

hahaha we could give each other hand jobs and pretend we're girls haha and no-one would ever know For Sure haha. Haha. I'm probably joking, unless you're not haha. Let's just do it. For a joke. Haha. ZZZZIP!

Oh maybe it's Carlsberg ad? He seems to be drinking Carlsberg.

Pap's too agreeable, he's met up with various forum members, and as far as I can tell, he's not got a bad word to say about any of them! It would be a much better narrative if the meets turned violent We should send someone who is permanently Angry, like Grey Crab or Grigsy.

It is Funny that you should say that because in certain Primary Schools in West Sussex I am a v.famous illustrator! What happened, and I have mentioned this various times & no-one seems to care, so bearsy with me if it's boring, is that I have a young niece who I love v.much (I also have other nieces & a nephew who I'm not so fond of) and for a Christmas present I hand-made a Children's book with Illustrations & Card & Selotape and I give it her as a Present. I wish I had taken pictures of the illustrations! They was excellent! Anyway this book I made was a Massive Hit with the U8 market, and now gets passed around the school yard in a furtive manner, like crack cocaine I do not have the pictures but I Remember the Transcript. I am gonna try and recover this book at Some Point because it is the Only Copy and when I am Dead it will prob be worth Millions! *********** BABY BEAR NEEDS A POO by Brian Earsy I need a poo! said baby bear. You can't poo here, said mummy bear, this is a shop. You'll have to hold it in. I need a poo! said baby bear. You can't poo here, said mummy bear, this is a car. You'll have to hold it in. I need a poo! said baby bear. You can't poo here, said mummy bear. Not on your sister's face. You'll have to hold it in. Baby bear held it in and held it in. BUUUUURP! said baby bear. The poo come out his mouth!

I had a Car that Was A Jaguar But not a v.good one, it was one of the X-Type ones it was a old man car my Dad give it me. Anyway it was getting old and Nuisance and one time it broke down and I got my mate to pick me up, and I just left it where it was and went and bought a New Car (I got a Ford Car from a Ford Garage it has 4 Wheels + Engine). Anyway, I am not v.good at bothering to sort out some things like sorting out what to do with cars that are parked broken down on Random housing estates, but I happened to be passing some weeks later and found that someone had put a sign saying "Police Aware" in the window of my old Jaguar car I thought this was a bit odd, so as soon as I could be bothered, like a week or so later, I went back with my Mate to tow it to Car Crematorium, but, mysteriously, it had completely Disappeared! I don't know how to explain this! Unless car thief was also Mechanic But since this time I have been getting Official Looking letters in the Post that are Possibly Related, but I don't read them, I just throw them in Bin Hope This Helps

woah i ought to be Exempt! I can understand you not wanting to answer impertinent questions from perverts like Lighthouse & Beltch, but me? Srsly?

hi tokyos no-one gives a fuck about what dumb car you get How Come all cars seem to have Tinted Windows nowadays? Is that just so that Stan Collymore can't watch you whacking off?

Oh yeah tokyos, if we're saying something that is trite and Not Very Interesting We Capitalise Every Word. If we're saying something that is a bit ReTaRD, we cAPiTaLIse tHE wORdS sORT oF rANdOmLY. And in every possible case we post a thumbsup, cos we quite like thumbsup at the moment

I don't know, I'm thinking the way the glass wobbles tho, that is like truck just went by

I am ok with this one being Real cos of Hat

I Hope Is Not Real, What Do You Think?

He can't finish until someone gets their tits out If no-one else is volunteering, I will help out with this

Oh Hi Tokyos Nothing From You For Weeks Then Someone Mentions Tatsy Piss And BAM You Appear I Think You Have Text Alert I Have Same Thing If Someone Mentions Anal

You might be drinking too much water. It's actually quite hard to obtain good vintage piss, now that everyone keeps so well hydrated. A lot of the best stuff is imported. You could try reducing it in a pan, but only on a low heat, if you let it boil over a lot of the nutrients will be lost.

lol Same questions re: Bucks Saint pls, for Equality

Someone who met her recently at Farmhouse (mention no names - it wasn't pap or his daughter tho) sent me a picture of Lou by pm

I have consulted the biggest Arse I know, and he says I am perfectly correct! But Meghan Trainor herself says that- Shush! The Arse-man has spoken!

Settle an Argument for me Beltch! I am saying that "bass no treble" means fat arse + small boobs, like Jennifer Lopez or Kim Karcrashian or someone like that, whereas Bird At Work says bass means fat & treble just means thin. Can you look this up in ur Book of Words pls and let me Know?

Harsh!