Bearsy

Clearly must be a returning hero. It would be remarkable for a newcomer to so quickly establish that everyone on here is a c*nt.

Erm it doesn't work if you've already got aids, Lou. Someone else try

it'll be nothing but balotelli for days IT WAS A F*CKING TAP IN!

pls turkish, for christ's sake, just say that you get it

kane was offside surely?

Lol danny rose is ****

Ur business partner is cow? Who are you Jack + beanstalk?

draw bro

A lot of my close personal friends + loved ones are villa fans, and I really want to see the c*nts suffer

Villa in the bottom 3 as things stand, which is v.much to my interest

b*stard

I suspect your sister was soliciting

Wouldn't mind if commentators eased up on Harry Kane is the new pele bollocks. Phil Neville reckons he's all the best of Shearer, plus all the best of Sheringham

Well, whoever it was, they was v.prescient It's like when in Championship one bro was trying to put us in the same bracket as Everton and everyone was like, lol, and now... who is lolling now? It is the bro of the first part lolling in the collective faces of all the bros of the second part!

I have been trying so hard to find out! I found this quote from "Thedelldays" in 2011, he is ban now tho

I've always thought that. I also think it should be more expensive, or as expensive, to watch on TV than watching in Stadium. I suggested it one time but stevegrant pointed out that they tried it in Italy and it all Went Wrong, and slapped me down like Child

They can sell all their players to Hull and receive their fair distribution of Premier League TV deal

I was thinking bout lower league teams joining the Premier League with stadiums, facilities + players that ain't up to scratch, MLG. I think that is not Ideal

Have you factored relegations & promotions into that calculation MLG?

I don't know what he's talking about Who trains our players if it's not us? What do we pay koemans for

All this Income makes selling Schneiderlin for £20m or whatever less tempting. Reckon the big bros are gonna find it increasingly difficult to poach players off other prem clubs, hopefully, or at least, they'll find it's Not Worth It

Bet it's carnage in football agent's offices, bet it's like scene from Wolf of Wall Street

SuperMikey just sent me a pm saying that when he started this thread, he built in a Secret Word, and if that Secret Word is used, the thread ends and you all get aids I wonder what the word could be? It's like Russian Dictionary Roulette!

holy f*ck