Bearsy

That was O Levels, they don't teach that anymore.

How about Ironmonger?

woah for all she and I know, we've banged already. That goes for the rest of you too, if you think about it. You could be That Guy from school that showed me his Wiener and suggested I Touch It. In fact, I'd be surprised if you're not

Nah it is prob bad to have an emoticon that is literally called spaz, but I'm not really bothered by it, I was just being contrary. Sorry. I'm ok with waiting till Saintsweb gets pulled up on an FA charge.

jb pls, be srs

I'm not ok with getting mongfracted until the forum does something about the spaz emoticon Srsly. It's v.bad form from Saintsweb to have a spazicon.

Jeez why is their hands shaking? What are you doing to these poor saps?

Victoria Beckham said that Ladies of Breeding should do one or the other, but not both. I don't know why I know this, or where I read it, or why Victoria Beckham is the arbiter of taste, but it is Fact.

Terrible advice Try v.hard (but don't appear to be trying v.hard)

Jeez, it's difficult to get a question past the censor!

omg could you not put any more chat in that paragraph? So start a chat, and whilst you're chatting, keep it chatty, girls like to be chatted up generally, but don't try any chat-up lines. Just chat, but only if she's open to chatting

That sounds pretty dumb when you first read it, but I think I'm sort of ok with it, in as far as it goes. It's the people bitching who are not personally offended, but claim someone else potentially might be, that seems to get peoples backs up. If someone said Spaz and a disability man complained, I think prob everyone would immediately apologise. If some random eavesdropper objected, tho, he might get the roll-eyes.

Yeah that is good example of the dumb shit birds will wear if you give them free hand, like you're suggesting. It works both ways tho, quite often I would like to go out wearing i.e. Spaceman Suit with Helmet, or, say, SS Gestapo Uniform, and I am similarly prevented by Social Convention

Lone Lady in Hotel Bar is usually Prostitute, so what you want to do-

Don't mess with chicks from HR! There is big Scandal where I work cos dude (not me) has sent text photos of his genuine penis (not me) to 4 other employees (not me) and one of the employees (not me), right, is HR woman (not me)

Pyjamas + Bunny Slippers is not appropriate attire for McDonald's, tripB

Agree, Harry Reed is doing v.good + important job, he's irreplaceable. And so is his dad

Me too! Send my regards pls

what is ur objective ffs? Is it to hopefully bang, but still get phone call within 72 hours, or do you not want to bang at all? genuine question no trolls pls Edit: I mean friends objective ffs

Apparently not. That must mean they're OK

Everyone involved was running at 3% Brain Capacity, IMO

I think ur bang on the money with this line up, gb

Oh I dunno CB, the West Ham bros clearly know it's offensive, but I'm pretty sure they're trying to offend Harry Kane and Spurs Fans, rather than ppl with Down's Syndromes.

I clicked into this thread with trepidation, but other than the disgusting image of some cretin blatantly throwing a cat through a block of ice, it's not that bad Edit: They probably used (apologies in advance) a catapult

I rate him four star And that is perfect for SFC, if he was five star we'd have to sell him, if he was three star we'd have to drop him. But he's not. He's Forster