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Is This Wise? The moment I realised Lou was truly female, was on her last visit to Muppet Show, when she got upset & flounced off crying *** Not my real opinion, of course, but this is the kind of Hilarious Abuse you can expect in Muppet Show! The thing is, that you must respect the Hierarchy. We like women to start at the bottom, or at least in that area, and pretty much stay there, whereas women generally prefer to start at the top, and only after a great deal of encouragement and cajoling, make their way downwards. This is a Sex Joke, you will need to be on the look out for these! The Muppet Show is, in it's dark bone, the Sex Forum, and while a certain amount of PG banter is permitted, please recognise that it is only a matter of time before someone asks you how many times per week you Finger Yourself. This Is Fair Warning! This is the Environment & we do not yet have the technology to effect a Climate Change! If this is intolerable, and I can see why it would be, and I also agree that the Lounge forum is more for Tramp Stomping & Terrorist Pedophiles, then might I suggest, fArts?

You are useless to me, krg. Less time going on feminist protest marches, more time watching tv pls! Thanks mikey

I will take this one under advisement. I'm finding the new season of Sunny to be sub-par. Is this the assessment of you & your friends that you meet up with to watch it?

I don't know what that means krg Batman on here, or Batman in Gotham Batman?

On contrary, I find it disgusting how ppl are always concentrate on superficial appearance and transient physical attributes, like it is somehow compensate for lack of Personality and suspect Moral Virtue. I wish that people would instead try and recognise what is Truly Important in their fellow man. How big are ur boobs?

Always so superficial! What were their personalities like?

did you really wank off GM earlier?

Great opportunity for me! I will give it my best!

Sherwood is the new Alan Curbishley. My Villa bros are keen on the Klinsmann links, they say he is Good Friends with Randy Bastard

I like you, GM, can I be ur friend pls? You will have to buy me drinks, sympathise with my needs, tolerate my self-absorbtion & play golf with me

I would strike Weston off your list for that jibe, GM

Did anyone watch Better Call Saul? Is it worth my time?

How do you cull your friends, GM? Do you just stop taking their calls & blank them in the street, or do you send them some kind of notification card?

I thought that, he was totally going to keep his cards in his pocket till the crowd started howling, I'm sure of it. Mark of a shit ref, right there

I can confirm 1 out of 2

More like story pls. More like this pls!

This is all entirely possible, of course. I don't know that it would improve my Saintsweb experience to find out that KelvinsRightGlove is actually a rampant mysogynist, Dubai Phil lives in Basingstoke, or that Tokyo-Saint is straight.

You're probably right. I wish that me, or someone like me, had gone last night tho. If I had gone, I would have given a Full Report with critique of what people was wearing, and their haircuts, and accents, and strange aromas they gave off when they unzipped their jacket. This thread lacks Detail!

I'm holding out for the Orgy? thread

I pay them out if they give me Truth but not if they give me Lies. If the first Woman had said, I need £2 cos I've spent all my benefits money on fags, I would have paid her out. If the second guy had said, I don't give a f*ck about you or what dumb club you support, but can you give me money to buy Special Brew, I would have paid him out. If the third man had said, I am a feckless fat loser and my greed outstrips my income, can you give me money for chips, I would have paid him out too

I would like our bros to be smashing them in from 20yds, but I dunno who has that in their skill set really. Most of our bros I would prob only back one time in 10 to even get it on target

I hope Lou is ok. There are a lot of v.suspicious characters on Internet. I hope she's not lying in ditch somewhere Although, on other hand, it will get v.exciting & Poirot while we try to figure out Who Done It

Just read the match thread, and apparently no-one scored