shurlock

Maybe Goa dislikes the Japanese more than you do soggy?

On paper, sounds like jezza would be a plus for your sector.

Nick wants to retire in North Korea. Problem with Merrington isn’t that he’s too negative -whenever I’ve heard him he’s been pretty bullish. The problem is that his views on the game are thoroughly dated.

Nah don’t think Hughes rates him. Hoedt is one of those players that on paper ticks all the right boxes and presumably managers think they can get the best out of him.

It’s the unseen sacrifices that are performed day in day out that make up a football club. Interrupting your holiday on a Saturday night speaks passion to me. Gao, no stranger to luxury, would understand.

Interrupting your luxury holiday - fair play, it shows you care pal. Changing the subject, spoken to any locals about Puel? #lovethepassion

Is his driveway still blocked?

McCarthy wasn’t coming for that corner coleslaw.

Bournemouth have x2 as many points as us.

What’s happened to this thread? First shot on target.

Thought we were better going forward first half. We’ve had more possession this half but it’s all been sideways. Liverpool happy to let us play.

We’ve dropped off a bit this half.

What are you on about gummy? Concentrate on the game.

We now just need the obligatory shot of Ings laughing and being chummy with his former teammates to rub it in.

At least he has a decent set of gnashers. Jealous pal?

These commentators are absolutely clueless. Liverpool so dominant my arse.

Excellent ball from Redmond. Won’t count as a #keypass for the oddballs on here.

Vest at fault there. I hate zonal marking from corners.

Wtf was Hoedt Doing there.

Knocking it around well.

I saw Pesto on Hampstead Heath the other week, dressed like a mid-80s Smiths fan. Floppy-haired, melodramatic tit.

Whatever you say kindergarten cop. Hopefully you won’t be on the match thread, unnecessarily stirring things.

From Dave Allen Green at the FT

Absolute gold. We could have had it all if only for May and her mandarin sidekick The unicorns never existed. There’s no shame in admitting you were sold a pup pal.