kpturner

Am I bad for laughing at those City fans in tears? I do cry at football, but usually after something amazingly good has happened to Saints

If Barton had rolled around like girlie instead of retaliating he would still be on the pitch. Just saying....

Got money on Bolton to beat Stoke. Dunno if it will be enough though.

.....and young footballers

Do you still seriously think that this is a club funded trip? They said at the awards night that the trip was off, so some of them were going to fund their own trip. If you still think this was "a wind-up" then you are seriously dense

I like it

Shouldn't the title be "Are we off to Japan?"?

I thought you gave up!

How many memory locations do you suppose she has?

Either that is an attempt at humour or it is a "mega fail" (as my daughters would say with gusto)

I have never mentioned anything about the Echo, so why would I want to start now?

Trying hard to save face aren't ya. However you want to dress it up, they ain't going to Vegas. This is something they arranged amongst themselves instead.

Where is djharvey when you need him? These players are taking this wind-up a bit far - flying to Spain en-route to Vegas?!

Now you need to zoom in on the overhead screen, sharpen the image a bit, and see the flight path of the plane

Putting little bits of torn up paper in someone's hair is truly hilarious, it must be said.

Yours too eh?

Does he tweet in English?

@Rchap04: Just throwing it out there for all you people, we are not going to Vegas!! #wishwewere

Will all that be eclipsed by a mid-table finish next year though?

I want all the players to come round my house and thank me for my wonderful support. They couldn't have done it without me.

They are going to Gatwick

It must be fun in your world. How many of the players have you actually spoken to about it btw? Personally I have no idea if this fabled trip is happening or not (nor do I care that much)- but I am pretty sure your "player wind-up" theory is a tad far fetched.

Can't you see? It is plainly obvious to DJ that despite winning promotion and attending award dinners and promotion parties etc, the players have decided that they are bored, and therefore have colluded into fabricating some "the vegas trip is off" story to wind up the fans that they happen to speak to at one of the dinners. They have done this because it will be so hilariously funny - clearly. Come on SM - if you cannot see this then there must be something wrong with you. I was at the awards dinner, and I did wonder why they kept s n i g g e ring behind their hands every time they said something like "it has all gone quiet with regard to Vegas". Now that DJ has set me straight, it has all become clear. I feel so foolish.

They will probably be laughing the loudest at your insightful contributions. Like the players haven't got anything better to do than collude in some some of joint "fan wind-up"! Get real FFS.

That is because he has to attend the promotion party at St Mary's tonight.